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Character: Taylor

Journalist at age 8

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Been getting sick a lot lately?, Man: Nine times in the last two years, and this cough just won't go away., Panel 2: Man: Fortunately I've been taking these booster shots... Or I'd be in... real trouble., Taylor: I haven't had a single booster myself.. Panel 3: Man: Well... If you wanna... take risks... with your life... that's your choice., Panel 4: Taylor: Yep. I'm good.

    Boosted

    52 Jan 20, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: We could have smashed that virus if we'd been more like China., Panel 2: Taylor: China welded people into burning buildings., Panel 3: Man: But they smashed the virus., Taylor: I guess. Panel 4: Taylor: Can't get sick if you're already dead., Man: China!! Showin' us how it's done!

    Smash the Virus

    48 Jan 13, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Candy canes and hot cocoa, perfect for the holidays, Panel 2: Sales staff: Thank you for shopping, happy holidays, Panel 3: Sales: Come to our holiday sale!, Chance: There's only one holiday this week will someone please tell the truth for once!, Panel 4: Taylor: Merry Christmas, Chance, Chance: Whew

    Happy Holidays

    50 Dec 22, 2022

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I have arrived!, Taylor: Hi Caleb., Panel 2: Caleb: I'm not Caleb. I'm the Shadow Baaaan!, Panel 3: Caleb: I know what evil lurks in the minds of corrupt men and women..., Panel 4: Caleb: Who purposefully infringe on the rights of others. Taylor: Well I'm glad someone can.

    Shadow Ban

    48 Dec 14, 2022

  • Panel 1: OMG, Balenciaga does not actually worship Satan!, Panel 2: Woman: Remember the Satanic Panic? They're only doing this for the attention.. Panel 3: Woman: They got so much free publicity, it's all a massive troll. Panel 4: Woman: And you fell for it!, Taylor: But who is actually getting trolled here

    Balenciaga

    45 Dec 09, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Florida Man is at it again..., Taylor: That's a myth., Panel 2: Taylor: Florida's Sunshine Law just tells the media more crimes than other states., Chance: But that means..., Panel 3: Chance: Everywhere else is just as crazy as we are!, Tyler: Comforting in a way

    Florida Man

    46 Nov 29, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Now Taylor and Caleb will give their Indigenous Peoples Project Report!, Panel 2: Taylor: On the first Thanksgiving, the Native Americans helped the Pilgrims learn to farm in the new world., Panel 3: Taylor: It all started when Samoset showed up and spoke the universal language of friendship..., Panel 4: Caleb: Do you have any beer?, Taylor: And America was saved!

    Indigenous Peoples Day

    46 Nov 24, 2022

  • Panel 1: Caleb: My teacher says it's impossible to have authentic interracial relationships., Panel 2: Taylor: So our friendship isn't real?, Caleb: That's what he said.. Panel 3: Taylor: Well that sucks., Caleb: Yeah., Panel 4: Taylor: Wanna skip school and order a pizza?, Caleb: "Equity of outcome" is four slices each.

    Equity

    45 Oct 19, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I hear you're trying to fight misinformation on the internet, Professor., Professor: Ach yes, it is a threat to our Great Reset., Panel 2: Professor: Fortunately, I have recruited a skilled team of volunteers to track down such lies., Panel 3: Taylor: In assisted living? That might not go like you think it will. Panel 4: Professor: Do not worry. I trained them myself., Woman: I just gave your credit card information and all your passwords to a sweet nice man in Nigeria, was that right?

    Misinformation

    46 Sep 08, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hunter Biden again? I keep telling you this is assisted living, not rehab..., Hunter: But I need a place to hide!, Panel 2: Hunter: The FBI is cracking down on crime... They're out of control!, Panel 3: Taylor: Wait a minute...., Panel 4: Taylor: You're safe. Turns out you're a Democrat. Woman: Who's the new hotty?

    Hunter Cocaine

    49 Sep 02, 2022

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