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Character: Taylor

Journalist at age 8

  • Panel 1: Taylor: So you got all your money from Silicon Valley Bank?, Cujo: I'm too big to fail!!, Panel 2: Taylor: More than 250k?, Cujo: It's all about payrolls, kid! If I go down, the banks fall like dominoes., Panel 3: Taylor: Your company makes apps?, Cujo: Chaos! The only thing keeping it together is the sweat of my brow. Panel 4: Taylor: The "Smell My Butt" app A new way to greet your friends., Cujo: My cat gave me the idea.

    Silicon Valley

    50 Mar 30, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: Safe and effective!, Taylor: 30-40% excess deaths in every vaccinated country. Panel 2: Man: That data doesn't exist!, Taylor: Here's a graph. The numbers are from the CDC website., Panel 3: Man: Total bunk., Taylor: Ok, where do you get your numbers?, Panel 4: Man: Geraldo!, Taylor: Where else...

    Safe and Effective

    52 Mar 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    51 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I can't wait to see the next Marvel movie!, Taylor: Iron Man is dead., Panel 2: Caleb: Who's in the movie?, Taylor: Iron Girl I guess., Panel 3: Caleb: If superheroes are played out I'll watch Lord of the Rings., Taylor: Well, Tom Bombadill is going to Broadway..., Panel 4: Caleb: At least I'll always have James Bond., Taylor: He's a crier now.

    Go Woke Go Broke

    42 Mar 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Look who's back from his galactic soap opera., Taylor: How was the Starcruiser weekend?, Panel 2: Vickers: Great! I personally saved the universe twice., Panel 3: Vickers: I'm going back next month., Taylor: What?? You couldn't afford the first trip., Panel 4: Vickers; I know! Turns out I only need one kidney.. Caleb: Please don't go for a third.

    Galactic Soap Opera

    44 Feb 22, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Vickers! You're going to the Star Wars cosplay exerience?!, Vickers: Yep!, Panel 2: Taylor: Wait... You don't have $5K to spend on a weekend getaway, not on a teacher's salary., Vickers: True dat., Panel 3: Vickers: Which is why I've been donating plasma and sperm for years for a Disney moment like this!

    Saving Up for Star Wars

    43 Feb 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Tyler: Did you know there's a hotel where you can pretend you're in Star Wars?, Caleb: Cool! I wanna go!, Panel 2: Tyler: It costs $5000 for two nights., Caleb: What?! Are you serious?, Panel 4: Caleb: Who's going to pay that kind of money to cosplay?, Vickers: Reservation confirmed!

    Star Wars Cosplay

    41 Feb 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dunbar: Taylor, I hear your concerns about the Professor, but let me assure you..., Panel 2: Dunbar: He doesn't have that much power and influence over everyday nursing home policy. Panel 3: Professor: Here iz the daily itinerary... restricted foods... 134 new required vaccinations..., Dunbar: We're a little tired of your conspiracy theories.

    Everyday Americans

    47 Jan 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Been getting sick a lot lately?, Man: Nine times in the last two years, and this cough just won't go away., Panel 2: Man: Fortunately I've been taking these booster shots... Or I'd be in... real trouble., Taylor: I haven't had a single booster myself.. Panel 3: Man: Well... If you wanna... take risks... with your life... that's your choice., Panel 4: Taylor: Yep. I'm good.

    Boosted

    50 Jan 20, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: We could have smashed that virus if we'd been more like China., Panel 2: Taylor: China welded people into burning buildings., Panel 3: Man: But they smashed the virus., Taylor: I guess. Panel 4: Taylor: Can't get sick if you're already dead., Man: China!! Showin' us how it's done!

    Smash the Virus

    47 Jan 13, 2023

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