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Character: Taylor

Journalist at age 8

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Have a free copy of my updated version of "Winne the Pooh" for 2023., Man: Oh, how cute., Panel 2: Taylor: Too cute... with antiquated world views., Panel 3: Man: Piglet's a homeless junky?, Taylor: Was bound to happen. , Panel 4: Man: Roo is non-binary?, Taylor: Public education tax dollars at work.

    Revised Books

    43 May 05, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What's this?, Taylor: Now that Pooh Corner is in public domain, I'm making some needed changes., Panel 2: Taylor: These character types are dated., Panel 3: Caleb: I love Pooh Bear, chubby little cubby..., Taylor: Now he's a meth dealer., Panel 4: Caleb: But he's stuffed with all that fluff!, Taylor: Where do you think he hides the meth?

    Updates for the Modern Audience

    43 May 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What'ya working on?, Taylor: First they changed Dr. Suess. Willy Wonka and now Agatha Christie. I'm making a list of what's next.. Panel 2: Caleb: What do you mean by changed? Taylor: Rewritten to be more inclusive, less offensive because history is best forgotten., Panel 4: Curious George! That story where George got hurt and had to go to the hospital. Clear case of neglect., Taylor: Yeah, never trust a man in a yellow hat.

    Curious George

    49 Apr 21, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.

    Insurrection

    48 Apr 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Every Easter at my church, we sing and clap our hands to the music., Panel 2: Taylor: At my church, our priest leads mass in Latin., Panel 3: Caleb: There's still a few things our churches agree on, Taylor: Jesus rose again?, Panel 4: Caleb: That... and stuffing ourselves later at the "Country Cookin Buffet.", Taylor: Amen.

    Easter Sunday

    44 Apr 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: So you got all your money from Silicon Valley Bank?, Cujo: I'm too big to fail!!, Panel 2: Taylor: More than 250k?, Cujo: It's all about payrolls, kid! If I go down, the banks fall like dominoes., Panel 3: Taylor: Your company makes apps?, Cujo: Chaos! The only thing keeping it together is the sweat of my brow. Panel 4: Taylor: The "Smell My Butt" app A new way to greet your friends., Cujo: My cat gave me the idea.

    Silicon Valley

    50 Mar 30, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: Safe and effective!, Taylor: 30-40% excess deaths in every vaccinated country. Panel 2: Man: That data doesn't exist!, Taylor: Here's a graph. The numbers are from the CDC website., Panel 3: Man: Total bunk., Taylor: Ok, where do you get your numbers?, Panel 4: Man: Geraldo!, Taylor: Where else...

    Safe and Effective

    49 Mar 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    49 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I can't wait to see the next Marvel movie!, Taylor: Iron Man is dead., Panel 2: Caleb: Who's in the movie?, Taylor: Iron Girl I guess., Panel 3: Caleb: If superheroes are played out I'll watch Lord of the Rings., Taylor: Well, Tom Bombadill is going to Broadway..., Panel 4: Caleb: At least I'll always have James Bond., Taylor: He's a crier now.

    Go Woke Go Broke

    41 Mar 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Look who's back from his galactic soap opera., Taylor: How was the Starcruiser weekend?, Panel 2: Vickers: Great! I personally saved the universe twice., Panel 3: Vickers: I'm going back next month., Taylor: What?? You couldn't afford the first trip., Panel 4: Vickers; I know! Turns out I only need one kidney.. Caleb: Please don't go for a third.

    Galactic Soap Opera

    44 Feb 22, 2023

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