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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Banning books from school libraries? Who do these parents think they are??. Panel 2: Librarian: Just look what children can't see at school anymore!, Panel 3: Chance: I didn't know there were so many places to stick a carrot., Librarian: And now the kids won't know either!

    Book Ban

    46 May 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.

    Insurrection

    50 Apr 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    50 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.

    Capitol

    50 Mar 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Shouldn't you have pants on?, Man: Not me, man., Panel 2: Man: I naturally benefit from the systemic oppression of whiteness. The law is on my side., Panel 3: Man: White privilege, baby!!, Cop: Oh, the privilege is all mine.

    White Privilege

    47 Mar 08, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    50 Feb 23, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    41 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, back to nature!, Bill Gates: Excuse me..., Panel 2: Bill Gates: Cows release harmful methane gases into the atmosphere, Panel 3: Gates: I bought this land to save it. Enjoy plant-based "meat" from my factory, coming soon. Panel 4: Chance: At least I can enjoy the sunshine!, Gates: About that...

    Cows Release Harmful Methane

    44 Jan 11, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: My cousin at the Nature Reserve!!, Bubba: Nice to s'ya, Chance., Panel 2: Chance: Protected swamp land. Kind of like a zoo., Bubba: Yep... Full of tourists., Panel 3: Chance: Doesn't it bother you... being gawked at like some weird, exotic creature?, Bubba: 'pends how you look at it.

    Florida Tourism

    47 Jan 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    42 Dec 30, 2022

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