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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can't wait to make a difference...., Poll worker: Counting machines aren't working..., Panel 2: Chance: But what about my ballot?, Poll worker: Put it in that. It's an older model machine., Panel 2: Chance: Is that a woodchipper, Poll worker: Nope. Panel 4: Chance: I'm leaving. , Poll worker: Election denier!

    Election Denier

    30 Nov 16, 2022

  • Panel 1: SFX: GWAK AARGH, Panel 2: SFX: HRK, Panel 3: Chance: Are you still in line for this?, Man: Do you know how long it took me to get this appointment?

    Appointments for Vaccines

    32 Nov 03, 2022

  • Panel 1: Nurse: Where's your mask?, Chance: Masks don't work.. Panel 2: People are still getting sick. I wear a mask to show my respect for other people!, Panel 3: Nurse: Can't you see how much I respect you??

    Wear a Mask

    34 Sep 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    34 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    33 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    31 Aug 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Why are you raiding my house? What could you want?, FBI: Here's a warrant., Panel 2: Chance: Clearly a typo! Right here!! A juice stain over my address!, Panel 3: Chance: This is so heavily redacted... I can't make anything out of this other than where he wrote "Trump is a poo-poo head.", Panel 4: Chance: And does Merrick Garland sign everything in periwinkle blue crayon?, FBI: Classified.

    FBI Warrant

    35 Aug 18, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Hey Dillon! How's it..., Panel 2: Chance: Wait, what?, Panel 3: Chance: FBI raid!!, Panel 4: Chance: My house?!, Panel 5: Chance: But I live on Mar-a-longo, not Mar-a-lago!!

    FBI Raid

    31 Aug 16, 2022

  • Panel 1: CNN: You've been traveling with the President. Is he up to the challenge?, Chance: Of course... He's the hardest working man I know!, Panel 2: Looks, Panel 3: Biden: ZZZZ, Panel 4: Chance: Can we go to commercial?, CNN: PFFT... Relax. No one is watching this anyway.

    Employee of the Month

    36 Aug 12, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: What a disaster, he's just standing there. Panel 2: Didn't they remember to write EXIT on the speech at the end?, Agent: What do we do now? , Panel 3: Chance: I've got an idea!, Stagehand: hey!!Panel 4: Chance: PSSST, Mr. President, this way!, Agent: The world may have been saved by tutti frutti ice cream.

    Treats for Biden

    31 Aug 10, 2022

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