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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    54 Jun 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What are you working on?, Taylor: Fashion designs for a corporate pitch., Panel 2: Taylor: Since Target greenlit "Satan Pride," they're going to love my "Moloch Collection.", Panel 3: Taylor: Too much?, Chance: I'm not sure anymore.

    On Target and Satanism

    43 May 31, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What's that, Bobby Cujo?, Bobby: My personal artificial intelligence. I named him Babblebot., Panel 2: Bobby: Babblebot what's the best way to reduce my carbon footprint?, Babblebot: Kill yourself., Panel 3: Bobby: He may need some tweaks., Babblebot: Assist... assist... assist...

    Babblebot

    44 May 19, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, our brave troops are on their way to secure the border. Panel 2: Chance: Wait... Is that a gift basket?, Agent: Uh.. No., Panel 3: Chance: Hey, that cellphone is nicer than mine., Agent: Mine too.

    Invasion

    46 May 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Banning books from school libraries? Who do these parents think they are??. Panel 2: Librarian: Just look what children can't see at school anymore!, Panel 3: Chance: I didn't know there were so many places to stick a carrot., Librarian: And now the kids won't know either!

    Book Ban

    45 May 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.

    Insurrection

    48 Apr 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    49 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.

    Capitol

    50 Mar 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Shouldn't you have pants on?, Man: Not me, man., Panel 2: Man: I naturally benefit from the systemic oppression of whiteness. The law is on my side., Panel 3: Man: White privilege, baby!!, Cop: Oh, the privilege is all mine.

    White Privilege

    41 Mar 08, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    50 Feb 23, 2023

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