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Character: Chance

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  • Dank Memes: Panel 1: Chance: This is an invasion of privacy!! My thoughts are my own!!!, Panel 2: Chance: I've got to get them to shut off this brain implant, but how?, Panel 3: Chance: What can I show the brain monitors that would be so tedious they'd beg it to stop transmitting?, Panel 4: Chance: So I sent them a non-stop stream of "Jesus Guiding Trump" memes., Dillon: Same reason I quit Instagram.

    Dank Memes

    57 Aug 18, 2023

  • Crickets for Dinner: Panel 1: Chip Implant Reality #2, Chance: I'll have the angus burger patty! Yum!!, Panel 3: Chance: I'll just have da meal work and cricket platter, please!

    Crickets for Dinner

    44 Aug 15, 2023

  • Chip Implant Reality Panel 1: Chance: Time to check on today's weather., Panel 2: Woohoo! Look at her! Hoochie Mama!!, Panel4: Chance: Climate change is my one true lover...

    Chip Implant Reality

    44 Aug 11, 2023

  • Transhuman Rights Panel 1: Bobby: Now that you have a brain implant, Chance... You're kind of a cyborg., Chance: I am?, Panel 2: Bobby: Sure! You're like Babblebot's cousin now.,Panel 3: Chance: I hope it brings us closer together., Babbblebot: Likewise., Panel 4: Chance: But if chipped people are cyborgs, do they still have human rights?, Bobby: Did you hear that aliens are real now?

    Transhuman Rights

    56 Aug 08, 2023

  • Analyze Your Brain Waves Panel 1: Bobby Cujo: Babblebot is going to use your chip to analyze your brain waves., Panel 2: Babblebot: When the pattern is steady, you're on task., Panel 3: Babblebot: When it rises you're thinking about something happy, like lunch., Chance: What's that big dip?, Panel 4: Babblebot: That's when you were thinking about that time the horse died in "Never Ending Story."

    Analyze Your Brain Waves

    44 Aug 04, 2023

  • Brain Implant Panel 1: Bobby Cujo: I installed your new brain implant while you were asleep., Chance: Do what now?, Panel 2: Bobby Cujo: It's the future. Manipulate things just by thinking about it!, Chance: Why would I want to do that?. Panel 3: SLAP, Panel 4: Bobby CujoL Who said this was about you?

    Brain Implant

    44 Jul 28, 2023

  • Disney Live Action Snow White: Panel 1: Boy: Hey buddy, we're a bit lost. Do you know where the filming location is for "Snow White and the...", Panel 2: Boy: Um, Panel 3: Boy: Snow White and the Seven Whatsits?"

    Disney Live Action Snow White

    55 Jul 25, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    52 Jul 07, 2023

  • One Nation Under God

    Happy 4th of July in One Nation Under God

    48 Jul 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dr. Science: Real scientists don't need to debate., Panel 2: Chance: This says you took $8 million in grants from Big Pharma., Science: Your point?, Panel 3: Chance: Truth in advertising requires us to add this to your wardrobe., Panel 4: Science: I'm not wearing that!, Chance: But you came in here wearing that tie!

    Sponsored by Pfizer

    47 Jun 28, 2023

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