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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.

    Capitol

    30 Mar 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Shouldn't you have pants on?, Man: Not me, man., Panel 2: Man: I naturally benefit from the systemic oppression of whiteness. The law is on my side., Panel 3: Man: White privilege, baby!!, Cop: Oh, the privilege is all mine.

    White Privilege

    29 Mar 08, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    32 Feb 23, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    29 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, back to nature!, Bill Gates: Excuse me..., Panel 2: Bill Gates: Cows release harmful methane gases into the atmosphere, Panel 3: Gates: I bought this land to save it. Enjoy plant-based "meat" from my factory, coming soon. Panel 4: Chance: At least I can enjoy the sunshine!, Gates: About that...

    Cows Release Harmful Methane

    28 Jan 11, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: My cousin at the Nature Reserve!!, Bubba: Nice to s'ya, Chance., Panel 2: Chance: Protected swamp land. Kind of like a zoo., Bubba: Yep... Full of tourists., Panel 3: Chance: Doesn't it bother you... being gawked at like some weird, exotic creature?, Bubba: 'pends how you look at it.

    Florida Tourism

    29 Jan 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    26 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: TV: Candy canes and hot cocoa, perfect for the holidays, Panel 2: Sales staff: Thank you for shopping, happy holidays, Panel 3: Sales: Come to our holiday sale!, Chance: There's only one holiday this week will someone please tell the truth for once!, Panel 4: Taylor: Merry Christmas, Chance, Chance: Whew

    Happy Holidays

    31 Dec 22, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Florida Man is at it again..., Taylor: That's a myth., Panel 2: Taylor: Florida's Sunshine Law just tells the media more crimes than other states., Chance: But that means..., Panel 3: Chance: Everywhere else is just as crazy as we are!, Tyler: Comforting in a way

    Florida Man

    28 Nov 29, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can you point me to the nearest bathroom?, Help: Certainly, let's see..., Panel 2: Help: Nearest one is in te small kid's area between "stripper pole storytime" and "guess my weight lap dance.", Panel 3: Gross... Don't you have any age appropriate games like pin the tail on the donkey?, Help: Oh we got that too..., Panel 4: Help: But you're pinning something else, though.

    Queer Pride Games

    28 Nov 23, 2022

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