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Character: Chance

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  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    53 Mar 01, 2024

  • NYPD Dance Team Panel 1: Chance: New York City at last!, Cop: Migrant?, Panel 2: Cop: Come with me. We're hiring., Chance; Well... Uh..., Panel 3: Chance: I'm not supposed to to be here., Dancer: Girl, that's my every day.

    NYPD Dance Team

    53 Feb 28, 2024

  • Secure the Border Panel 1: Agent: Wait in this room for your flight., Panel 2: Chance: Don't you want to see my ID?, Agent: Not for migrants, only citizens., Panel 4: Chance: No scan?, Agent: Have a nice trip., Panel 4: Chance: This is the only way to fly., Terrorist: For some of us, yes.

    Secure the Border

    40 Feb 12, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    51 Feb 06, 2024

  • Trans Genderfluid Terrorist Panel1: Genderfluid: Which way to the bathroom?, Chance: On your left, sir., Panel 2: Genderfluid: I'm a woman, you bigot!!, Chance: Oh! Then it's on your right, ma'am., Panel 3: Genderfluid: Don't call me that!! I'm genderfluid! I'm obviously a man today!, Chance: Sorry! Uh..., Panel 4: Chance: What gender are you now?, Genderfluid: You jerk! I don't even know anymore.

    Trans Genderfluid Terrorist

    46 Jan 05, 2024

  • Merry Christmas 2023 Panel 1: LOOOOOO, Panel 3: LOOOOOO, Panel 4: Satan: Heh-heh, Chance: Inclusivity may have gone too far,, Taylor: I'll get the ax.

    Merry Christmas 2023

    54 Dec 28, 2023

  • Obamacare Panel 1: Chance: Wjy is my premium so high?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 2: Chance: Why is it so hard to find a doctor?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 3: Chance: My meds are how much?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 4: Chance: Maybe we should repeal Obamacare., Vickers: What are you, a monster?

    Obamacare

    50 Nov 29, 2023

  • Only Trump Panel 1: Chance: I heard you got an adorable new kitten!, Taylor: Yeah, but there's a catch., Panel 2: Kittypoo: Trump is the only solution., Panel 3: Chance; And what if he's not on the ballot?, Kittypoo: Pet me.

    Only Trump

    49 Nov 10, 2023

  • Border Wall Panel 1: The Republicans removed their Speaker of the House? How will we get the aid to Ukraine now?, Panel 2: Chance: We've already sent them 43 billion!!, Woman: But Ukraine is at war! What's a billion?, Panel 3: Woman: They're fighting for their border, don't you care??, Panel 4: Man: Perdon, but I set up a tent in your yard while I wait for my benefits. OK?, Chance: Can I have a border first??

    Border Wall

    44 Oct 07, 2023

  • Biden Impeachment Panel 1: Biden: Am I in Hawaii?, Chance: That was last week, Mr. President. This is Alaska., Panel 2: Biden: Right, because I was in Alaska when my son died on 9/11., Chance: You were in D.C. that day., Panel 3: Biden: Fine, I'm going to bed., Chance: Sir, that's the loo.

    Biden Impeachment

    51 Sep 13, 2023

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