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Character: Chance

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  • Panel 1: Dr. Science: Real scientists don't need to debate., Panel 2: Chance: This says you took $8 million in grants from Big Pharma., Science: Your point?, Panel 3: Chance: Truth in advertising requires us to add this to your wardrobe., Panel 4: Science: I'm not wearing that!, Chance: But you came in here wearing that tie!

    Sponsored by Pfizer

    26 Jun 28, 2023

  • Chance: What happened, Prime Minister Trudeau?, Trudeau: Climate change.

    Canada On Fire

    24 Jun 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    30 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    30 Jun 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What are you working on?, Taylor: Fashion designs for a corporate pitch., Panel 2: Taylor: Since Target greenlit "Satan Pride," they're going to love my "Moloch Collection.", Panel 3: Taylor: Too much?, Chance: I'm not sure anymore.

    On Target and Satanism

    26 May 31, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What's that, Bobby Cujo?, Bobby: My personal artificial intelligence. I named him Babblebot., Panel 2: Bobby: Babblebot what's the best way to reduce my carbon footprint?, Babblebot: Kill yourself., Panel 3: Bobby: He may need some tweaks., Babblebot: Assist... assist... assist...

    Babblebot

    24 May 19, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, our brave troops are on their way to secure the border. Panel 2: Chance: Wait... Is that a gift basket?, Agent: Uh.. No., Panel 3: Chance: Hey, that cellphone is nicer than mine., Agent: Mine too.

    Invasion

    29 May 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Banning books from school libraries? Who do these parents think they are??. Panel 2: Librarian: Just look what children can't see at school anymore!, Panel 3: Chance: I didn't know there were so many places to stick a carrot., Librarian: And now the kids won't know either!

    Book Ban

    29 May 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.

    Insurrection

    31 Apr 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    35 Mar 17, 2023

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