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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: OMG, Balenciaga does not actually worship Satan!, Panel 2: Woman: Remember the Satanic Panic? They're only doing this for the attention.. Panel 3: Woman: They got so much free publicity, it's all a massive troll. Panel 4: Woman: And you fell for it!, Taylor: But who is actually getting trolled here

    Balenciaga

    44 Dec 09, 2022

  • Panel 1: Dear @elonmusk, Gho must report users have not been using ghosts proper pronouns., Panel 2: Gender feels like a ghost. Please ban all users who don't address Gho with respect., Panel 3: Dear @ghostself658--LOL, Panel 4: Now pay me $8.

    Twitter 2.0

    55 Dec 06, 2022

  • Panel 1: Reporter: Cemetery visitors say you've been following them around, care to comment?, Ghostself: Please respect my pronouns., Panel 2: Reporter: I'm sorry, what are they?, Ghostself: Gho/Ghost. Don't say "they.", Panel 4: Reporter: I.. don't know what to say., Ghostself: Gho must speak ghosts truth.

    Respect My Pronouns

    49 Dec 02, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Florida Man is at it again..., Taylor: That's a myth., Panel 2: Taylor: Florida's Sunshine Law just tells the media more crimes than other states., Chance: But that means..., Panel 3: Chance: Everywhere else is just as crazy as we are!, Tyler: Comforting in a way

    Florida Man

    45 Nov 29, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Now Taylor and Caleb will give their Indigenous Peoples Project Report!, Panel 2: Taylor: On the first Thanksgiving, the Native Americans helped the Pilgrims learn to farm in the new world., Panel 3: Taylor: It all started when Samoset showed up and spoke the universal language of friendship..., Panel 4: Caleb: Do you have any beer?, Taylor: And America was saved!

    Indigenous Peoples Day

    45 Nov 24, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can you point me to the nearest bathroom?, Help: Certainly, let's see..., Panel 2: Help: Nearest one is in te small kid's area between "stripper pole storytime" and "guess my weight lap dance.", Panel 3: Gross... Don't you have any age appropriate games like pin the tail on the donkey?, Help: Oh we got that too..., Panel 4: Help: But you're pinning something else, though.

    Queer Pride Games

    57 Nov 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can't wait to make a difference...., Poll worker: Counting machines aren't working..., Panel 2: Chance: But what about my ballot?, Poll worker: Put it in that. It's an older model machine., Panel 2: Chance: Is that a woodchipper, Poll worker: Nope. Panel 4: Chance: I'm leaving. , Poll worker: Election denier!

    Election Denier

    53 Nov 16, 2022

  • Panel 1: SFX: GWAK AARGH, Panel 2: SFX: HRK, Panel 3: Chance: Are you still in line for this?, Man: Do you know how long it took me to get this appointment?

    Appointments for Vaccines

    50 Nov 03, 2022

  • Panel 1: Kids: Trick or treat!, Panel 2: Kamala: Or trick because the preference is treat unless the intent always was less treats or no treating but treat is what we are here for because treats are better than no treats..., Panel 3: Man: Honey! Kamala Harris is at the door and she wants candy!, Panel 4: Kamala: How did you know?, Kid: Good grief!

    Happy Halloween

    43 Nov 01, 2022

  • Panel 1: Caleb: My teacher says it's impossible to have authentic interracial relationships., Panel 2: Taylor: So our friendship isn't real?, Caleb: That's what he said.. Panel 3: Taylor: Well that sucks., Caleb: Yeah., Panel 4: Taylor: Wanna skip school and order a pizza?, Caleb: "Equity of outcome" is four slices each.

    Equity

    44 Oct 19, 2022

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