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Based Comic

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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.

    Capitol

    52 Mar 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Shouldn't you have pants on?, Man: Not me, man., Panel 2: Man: I naturally benefit from the systemic oppression of whiteness. The law is on my side., Panel 3: Man: White privilege, baby!!, Cop: Oh, the privilege is all mine.

    White Privilege

    47 Mar 08, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I can't wait to see the next Marvel movie!, Taylor: Iron Man is dead., Panel 2: Caleb: Who's in the movie?, Taylor: Iron Girl I guess., Panel 3: Caleb: If superheroes are played out I'll watch Lord of the Rings., Taylor: Well, Tom Bombadill is going to Broadway..., Panel 4: Caleb: At least I'll always have James Bond., Taylor: He's a crier now.

    Go Woke Go Broke

    43 Mar 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Boss: So you wanna come work at Mindy's. Let's look at your references., Man: I was in charge of the grease trap for two years. Panel 2: Boss: I'm sorry, we can't hire you., Panel 3: Boss: You have a non-compete with your last job, Burger Butt., Man: Dangit!, Panel 4: Man: Hard to find good Grease Trap people., Boss: I know! Hooray for the H1-B visa program!

    Bidenomics

    48 Mar 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    50 Feb 23, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Look who's back from his galactic soap opera., Taylor: How was the Starcruiser weekend?, Panel 2: Vickers: Great! I personally saved the universe twice., Panel 3: Vickers: I'm going back next month., Taylor: What?? You couldn't afford the first trip., Panel 4: Vickers; I know! Turns out I only need one kidney.. Caleb: Please don't go for a third.

    Galactic Soap Opera

    45 Feb 22, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cast: This way everybody... Into the box truck err shuttle for the next portion of your galactic experience!, Panel 3: Debra: It's dark in here..., Panel 4: Debra: This is taking a long time..., Panel 4: Debra: Are we being dropped off in a sanctuary city?, Vickers: It's all part of the magic, Debra!

    In the Star Wars Box

    50 Feb 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Let's duel!, maintenance man: Weapons training is 2PM in a safe environment.. Panel 2: Vickers: Want to plot a mission to infiltrate the enemy base?, Maintenance; I don't have a script for that., Panel 3: Maintenance: I just fix the toilets., Panel 4: Vickers: Oooohh!! Do they flush into space?, Maintenance: Well... they flush into a space.

    Flush Into Space

    45 Feb 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Vickers! You're going to the Star Wars cosplay exerience?!, Vickers: Yep!, Panel 2: Taylor: Wait... You don't have $5K to spend on a weekend getaway, not on a teacher's salary., Vickers: True dat., Panel 3: Vickers: Which is why I've been donating plasma and sperm for years for a Disney moment like this!

    Saving Up for Star Wars

    43 Feb 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Tyler: Did you know there's a hotel where you can pretend you're in Star Wars?, Caleb: Cool! I wanna go!, Panel 2: Tyler: It costs $5000 for two nights., Caleb: What?! Are you serious?, Panel 4: Caleb: Who's going to pay that kind of money to cosplay?, Vickers: Reservation confirmed!

    Star Wars Cosplay

    43 Feb 04, 2023

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