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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: Man: We could have smashed that virus if we'd been more like China., Panel 2: Taylor: China welded people into burning buildings., Panel 3: Man: But they smashed the virus., Taylor: I guess. Panel 4: Taylor: Can't get sick if you're already dead., Man: China!! Showin' us how it's done!

    Smash the Virus

    47 Jan 13, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, back to nature!, Bill Gates: Excuse me..., Panel 2: Bill Gates: Cows release harmful methane gases into the atmosphere, Panel 3: Gates: I bought this land to save it. Enjoy plant-based "meat" from my factory, coming soon. Panel 4: Chance: At least I can enjoy the sunshine!, Gates: About that...

    Cows Release Harmful Methane

    44 Jan 11, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: My cousin at the Nature Reserve!!, Bubba: Nice to s'ya, Chance., Panel 2: Chance: Protected swamp land. Kind of like a zoo., Bubba: Yep... Full of tourists., Panel 3: Chance: Doesn't it bother you... being gawked at like some weird, exotic creature?, Bubba: 'pends how you look at it.

    Florida Tourism

    47 Jan 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    42 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: TV: Candy canes and hot cocoa, perfect for the holidays, Panel 2: Sales staff: Thank you for shopping, happy holidays, Panel 3: Sales: Come to our holiday sale!, Chance: There's only one holiday this week will someone please tell the truth for once!, Panel 4: Taylor: Merry Christmas, Chance, Chance: Whew

    Happy Holidays

    50 Dec 22, 2022

  • Panel 1: OMG, Balenciaga does not actually worship Satan!, Panel 2: Woman: Remember the Satanic Panic? They're only doing this for the attention.. Panel 3: Woman: They got so much free publicity, it's all a massive troll. Panel 4: Woman: And you fell for it!, Taylor: But who is actually getting trolled here

    Balenciaga

    43 Dec 09, 2022

  • Panel 1: Dear @elonmusk, Gho must report users have not been using ghosts proper pronouns., Panel 2: Gender feels like a ghost. Please ban all users who don't address Gho with respect., Panel 3: Dear @ghostself658--LOL, Panel 4: Now pay me $8.

    Twitter 2.0

    55 Dec 06, 2022

  • Panel 1: Reporter: Cemetery visitors say you've been following them around, care to comment?, Ghostself: Please respect my pronouns., Panel 2: Reporter: I'm sorry, what are they?, Ghostself: Gho/Ghost. Don't say "they.", Panel 4: Reporter: I.. don't know what to say., Ghostself: Gho must speak ghosts truth.

    Respect My Pronouns

    49 Dec 02, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Florida Man is at it again..., Taylor: That's a myth., Panel 2: Taylor: Florida's Sunshine Law just tells the media more crimes than other states., Chance: But that means..., Panel 3: Chance: Everywhere else is just as crazy as we are!, Tyler: Comforting in a way

    Florida Man

    45 Nov 29, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Now Taylor and Caleb will give their Indigenous Peoples Project Report!, Panel 2: Taylor: On the first Thanksgiving, the Native Americans helped the Pilgrims learn to farm in the new world., Panel 3: Taylor: It all started when Samoset showed up and spoke the universal language of friendship..., Panel 4: Caleb: Do you have any beer?, Taylor: And America was saved!

    Indigenous Peoples Day

    45 Nov 24, 2022

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