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Character: Chance

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  • Merry Christmas 2023 Panel 1: LOOOOOO, Panel 3: LOOOOOO, Panel 4: Satan: Heh-heh, Chance: Inclusivity may have gone too far,, Taylor: I'll get the ax.

    Merry Christmas 2023

    49 Dec 28, 2023

  • Obamacare Panel 1: Chance: Wjy is my premium so high?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 2: Chance: Why is it so hard to find a doctor?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 3: Chance: My meds are how much?, Answer: Obamacare., Panel 4: Chance: Maybe we should repeal Obamacare., Vickers: What are you, a monster?

    Obamacare

    48 Nov 29, 2023

  • Only Trump Panel 1: Chance: I heard you got an adorable new kitten!, Taylor: Yeah, but there's a catch., Panel 2: Kittypoo: Trump is the only solution., Panel 3: Chance; And what if he's not on the ballot?, Kittypoo: Pet me.

    Only Trump

    47 Nov 10, 2023

  • Border Wall Panel 1: The Republicans removed their Speaker of the House? How will we get the aid to Ukraine now?, Panel 2: Chance: We've already sent them 43 billion!!, Woman: But Ukraine is at war! What's a billion?, Panel 3: Woman: They're fighting for their border, don't you care??, Panel 4: Man: Perdon, but I set up a tent in your yard while I wait for my benefits. OK?, Chance: Can I have a border first??

    Border Wall

    39 Oct 07, 2023

  • Biden Impeachment Panel 1: Biden: Am I in Hawaii?, Chance: That was last week, Mr. President. This is Alaska., Panel 2: Biden: Right, because I was in Alaska when my son died on 9/11., Chance: You were in D.C. that day., Panel 3: Biden: Fine, I'm going to bed., Chance: Sir, that's the loo.

    Biden Impeachment

    46 Sep 13, 2023

  • Fantasy Football Panel 1: Chance: Fantasy Football is here!, Panel 2: Chance: Have to study injuries... predictions... past performance... Wonderlic test scores..., Panel 3: Chance: Stats! Backups!! 30 seconds to decide!!!, Panel 4: Chance: So I drafted Russell Wilson and a stick of butter., Dillon: My money's on the butter.

    Fantasy Football

    50 Sep 08, 2023

  • Term Limits Panel 1: Chance: Senator Bloombluff, aren't you dead?, Senator: Don't slow me down, I'm late for a hearing., Panel 2: Chance: But you can't be in Congress!, Senator: Now look here, the people voted me in and I'm going to serve., Panel 3: Chance: We really need term limits!, Senator: Most of my votes came from here, anyway., Grave: We got your back!

    Term Limits

    51 Sep 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: I can't get to Burning Man. , Cop: They have a right to protest. Gasoline is killing Mother Earth., Panel 2: Chance: They want tech billionaires to stop using private jets., Panel 3: Tech guy: Here's our payment for allowing Burning Man on tribal land., Panel 4: Cop: Alright, get them outta the road! Disperse!!

    Burning Man

    46 Aug 30, 2023

  • Dank Memes: Panel 1: Chance: This is an invasion of privacy!! My thoughts are my own!!!, Panel 2: Chance: I've got to get them to shut off this brain implant, but how?, Panel 3: Chance: What can I show the brain monitors that would be so tedious they'd beg it to stop transmitting?, Panel 4: Chance: So I sent them a non-stop stream of "Jesus Guiding Trump" memes., Dillon: Same reason I quit Instagram.

    Dank Memes

    51 Aug 18, 2023

  • Crickets for Dinner: Panel 1: Chip Implant Reality #2, Chance: I'll have the angus burger patty! Yum!!, Panel 3: Chance: I'll just have da meal work and cricket platter, please!

    Crickets for Dinner

    42 Aug 15, 2023

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