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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Land Acknowledgement Panel 1: Professor: Before the meeting starts I'd like to acknowledge that this stolen land--, Chance: Excuse me. I'd like to say something., Panel 2: Chance: I'd like to claim this land for my tribe, the humble alligators., Panel 3: Chance: We were here first after all, so when can we move in?, Panel 4: Professor: I wasn't serious., Chance: Slight delay, Bubba., Bubba: Well speed it up, I', not paying for another day on the rental truck.

    Land Acknowledgement

    61 Nov 30, 2024

  • Election Day Panel 1: *Chance has a ballot.*, Panel 2: Thing comes out of the ballot box., Panel 3: Thing crumples up the ballot., Panel 4: Thing throws the ballot away., Panel 5: Chance: Well, that's a new one.

    Election Day

    45 Nov 05, 2024

  • Panel 1 Project Blue Beam: Dillon: Fake!, Panel 2: FBI Agent: But you need to hear about Project Immaculate Constellation!, Dillon: All fake., Panel 3: FBI Agent: Don't you want to hear about the mothership sending drones?, Dillon: No!, Panel 4: FBI Agent: Now how are we going to stop this election?, Dillon: You could fake an insurrection.

    Project Blue Beam

    43 Oct 19, 2024

  • Panel 1 Handful of Apartments: Reporter: Breaking! Venezeulan gangs have taken over houses in Frosty, Florida., Panel 2: Reporter: But there's no reason to panic..., Panel 3: Reporter: It's only a handful., Chance: Oh! I feel so much better now...

    Handful of Apartments

    39 Oct 17, 2024

  • Hurricane Milton Panel 1: Chance: All right, Milton! You won't stop my storm party. Do your worst!, Panel 2: FEMA sends their apologies but they can't make it., Chance: And I made so much spinach dip.

    Hurricane Milton

    42 Oct 09, 2024

  • Florida Man Panel 1: Chance: Dillon, is that all you're getting?, Panel 2: Chance: There's a hurricane cominc!!, Panel 3: Dillon: Right. Better stock up.

    Florida Man

    42 Sep 28, 2024

  • Peace and Security Panel 1: Chance: Hey Babblebot, where have you been?, Babblebot: I work for the UN now!, Panel 2: BabblebotL And we got you a present of harmony!, Panel 3: Peace and security? I love that stuff!, Panel 4: Babblebot: Oh, I feel so peaceful and secure!

    Peace and Security

    36 Sep 25, 2024

  • Breakdancing Raygun Panel 1: Dillon: Let's play cards. Chance: No time, I have to train for the Olympics., Panel 2: Dillon: Was that breakdancing or a groin pull?, Chance: I'm not sure.

    Breakdancing Raygun

    46 Aug 28, 2024

  • Mount Rushmore Panel 1: Presidential G.O.A.T.

    Mount Rushmore

    43 Aug 21, 2024

  • Stock Market Crash Panel 1: Dillon: Stock market crashed,, Chance: Uh, oh. I should check my investments!, Panel 2: Chance: Holding steady!, Dillon: Bidenomics at work!

    Stock Market Crash

    46 Aug 07, 2024

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