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Character: Chance

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  • Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory Panel 1: Text: The three stages of an argument. #1 Vickers: It's just a conspiracy theory., Panel 2: #2 Vickers: It's happened a few times but it's not widespread,, Panel 3: #3: See... This is a good thing, actually., Chance: I'm glad I can't hear you right now.

    Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory

    61 Apr 10, 2024

  • TikTok Ban Panel 1: Chance: So long, TikTok! No more spying from China., FBI: Excuse me!, Panel 2: FBI: It turns out every app and website you use is controlled by Putin,, Chance: Say what?, Panel 3: Chance: What the-, Panel 4: Chance: Well... Shoot.

    TikTok Ban

    58 Mar 22, 2024

  • Waiting Meme Panel 1: Waiting for Japan to fly me in and hand me a $5K gift card

    Waiting Meme

    46 Mar 15, 2024

  • AI Advice Panel 1: Babblebot: As an artificial intelligence, I know you better than you know yourself. Panel 2: Babblebot: You should let me make your decisions for you., Chance: I don't know... Your advice is never based on facts and the code is manipulated., Panel 3: Heh-heh, I see you are a critical thinker., Panel 4; My advice is to play in traffic and get another booster shot., Chance: Really? Hey!

    AI Advice

    47 Mar 08, 2024

  • Scan Your Palm Panel 1: Chance: What's that for?, Nurse: Please scan your palm., Panel 2: Nurse: It's so we know who you are,, Chance: Why not? Seems painless., Panel 3: Chance: I guess it's for my protection....

    Scan Your Palm

    43 Mar 06, 2024

  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    50 Mar 01, 2024

  • NYPD Dance Team Panel 1: Chance: New York City at last!, Cop: Migrant?, Panel 2: Cop: Come with me. We're hiring., Chance; Well... Uh..., Panel 3: Chance: I'm not supposed to to be here., Dancer: Girl, that's my every day.

    NYPD Dance Team

    48 Feb 28, 2024

  • Secure the Border Panel 1: Agent: Wait in this room for your flight., Panel 2: Chance: Don't you want to see my ID?, Agent: Not for migrants, only citizens., Panel 4: Chance: No scan?, Agent: Have a nice trip., Panel 4: Chance: This is the only way to fly., Terrorist: For some of us, yes.

    Secure the Border

    37 Feb 12, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    44 Feb 06, 2024

  • Trans Genderfluid Terrorist Panel1: Genderfluid: Which way to the bathroom?, Chance: On your left, sir., Panel 2: Genderfluid: I'm a woman, you bigot!!, Chance: Oh! Then it's on your right, ma'am., Panel 3: Genderfluid: Don't call me that!! I'm genderfluid! I'm obviously a man today!, Chance: Sorry! Uh..., Panel 4: Chance: What gender are you now?, Genderfluid: You jerk! I don't even know anymore.

    Trans Genderfluid Terrorist

    40 Jan 05, 2024

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