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Character: Chance

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  • Government Can Fix Panel 1: Dillon: Government is always trying to fix things., Panel 2: Dillon: Weather, elections, viruses, misinformation..., Panel 3: Dillon: You know what they'll fix next right?, Panel 4: Fed: I'm the Federal government, we've been reading your Facebook posts and I'm here to fix you.

    Government Can Fix

    27 May 25, 2024

  • Right Wing Extremists Panel 1: Woman: I had to dump some friends who don't think Trump is Hitler., Panel 2: Woman: They actually think inflation is really high right now!, Panel 3: Woman: I mean, they don't even believe we're going to die from climate change!, Panel 4: Woman: You think someone is normal, then find out they're really an extremist monster!!, Chance: For the record, I never thought you were normal.

    Right Wing Extremists

    23 May 15, 2024

  • Debt Forgiveness Panel 1: Woman: I'm so relieved Biden is forgiving my debt for my ethnic studies degree., Panel 2: Woman: I know that most of the people who benefit make more than $300K..., Panel 3: Woman: But it's going to make my family so much more comfortable., Panel 4: Chance: I had to sell my plasma to buy a bag of potatoes., Woman: I mean, every little bit helps, you know?

    Debt Forgiveness

    25 Apr 19, 2024

  • Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory Panel 1: Text: The three stages of an argument. #1 Vickers: It's just a conspiracy theory., Panel 2: #2 Vickers: It's happened a few times but it's not widespread,, Panel 3: #3: See... This is a good thing, actually., Chance: I'm glad I can't hear you right now.

    Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory

    38 Apr 10, 2024

  • TikTok Ban Panel 1: Chance: So long, TikTok! No more spying from China., FBI: Excuse me!, Panel 2: FBI: It turns out every app and website you use is controlled by Putin,, Chance: Say what?, Panel 3: Chance: What the-, Panel 4: Chance: Well... Shoot.

    TikTok Ban

    36 Mar 22, 2024

  • Waiting Meme Panel 1: Waiting for Japan to fly me in and hand me a $5K gift card

    Waiting Meme

    25 Mar 15, 2024

  • AI Advice Panel 1: Babblebot: As an artificial intelligence, I know you better than you know yourself. Panel 2: Babblebot: You should let me make your decisions for you., Chance: I don't know... Your advice is never based on facts and the code is manipulated., Panel 3: Heh-heh, I see you are a critical thinker., Panel 4; My advice is to play in traffic and get another booster shot., Chance: Really? Hey!

    AI Advice

    25 Mar 08, 2024

  • Scan Your Palm Panel 1: Chance: What's that for?, Nurse: Please scan your palm., Panel 2: Nurse: It's so we know who you are,, Chance: Why not? Seems painless., Panel 3: Chance: I guess it's for my protection....

    Scan Your Palm

    20 Mar 06, 2024

  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    32 Mar 01, 2024

  • NYPD Dance Team Panel 1: Chance: New York City at last!, Cop: Migrant?, Panel 2: Cop: Come with me. We're hiring., Chance; Well... Uh..., Panel 3: Chance: I'm not supposed to to be here., Dancer: Girl, that's my every day.

    NYPD Dance Team

    25 Feb 28, 2024

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