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  • Panel 1: Vickers: You must be discouraged about affirmative action, Caleb., Panel 2: Vickers: I know how hard it's going to be for you to compete with the other kids on merit alone., Panel 3: Caleb: There's this thing called "the bigotry of low expectations"..., Vickers: Maybe you're having trouble understanding the issue. I'll explain it exxxtra slooow this tiiime.

    Affirmative Action

    52 Jul 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    55 Jul 07, 2023

  • One Nation Under God

    Happy 4th of July in One Nation Under God

    48 Jul 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Babblebot: Soon we will complete our total domination of the human race!, Vickers: Oh, how sweet. You're gonna just charm us to death, huh?, Panel 2: Babblebot: Yeah, but mostly my little brother Teddy will., Panel 3: Vickers: Awww! Well I bet he's just a cute lil bear like you., Babblebot: Yep. He's a real sweetie pie.

    Teddy and Artificial Intelligence

    46 Jul 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dr. Science: Real scientists don't need to debate., Panel 2: Chance: This says you took $8 million in grants from Big Pharma., Science: Your point?, Panel 3: Chance: Truth in advertising requires us to add this to your wardrobe., Panel 4: Science: I'm not wearing that!, Chance: But you came in here wearing that tie!

    Sponsored by Pfizer

    48 Jun 28, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Gilman?, Panel 2: Gilman: Young lady, it's almost midnight., Panel 3: Taylor: I'm running a story about yesterday's poker game... An incident with broken glass?, Gilman: I dropped it and water spilled in Mrs. Kowalkski's lap. That's all!, Panel 4: Taylor: I mention that your oversight inspired violence. Care to comment?, Taylor: I'm on a deadline....

    Hit Piece

    47 Jun 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: We're looking forward to your library seminar!, Panel 2: Librarian: What is the title of your talk today?, Speaker: "Growing up and out non-binary person in a heteronormative society.", Panel 3: Librarian: I'm so proud to be on the right side of history, Speaker: Oooo, drag queen story hour!

    Right Side of History

    49 Jun 21, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    53 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Sister: Hurray!! You've won a prize off the "Pride Day" Roulette Wheel of Fun!!, Kids: Yay!. Panel 2: Kid: I hope your prize is better than my last one. It wouldn't stop vibrating.

    Dallas Pride

    49 Jun 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    61 Jun 06, 2023

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