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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Nice hat., Vickers: Uh oh., Panel 2: Librarian: This book is a week late. That'll be $1000 fine and 10 years in jail., MAGA Man: What??, Panel 3: Vickers: I'm really sorry. This book is a week late. Am I going to jail too?, Librarian: Depends... On how you vote?

    Selective Prosecution

    38 Apr 05, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: So you got all your money from Silicon Valley Bank?, Cujo: I'm too big to fail!!, Panel 2: Taylor: More than 250k?, Cujo: It's all about payrolls, kid! If I go down, the banks fall like dominoes., Panel 3: Taylor: Your company makes apps?, Cujo: Chaos! The only thing keeping it together is the sweat of my brow. Panel 4: Taylor: The "Smell My Butt" app A new way to greet your friends., Cujo: My cat gave me the idea.

    Silicon Valley

    48 Mar 30, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cujo: Steady, Bobby Cujo. Nobody here recognizes you., Panel 2: Cujo: Florida... The Redneck Riviera. Where they don't know you sold your Silicon Valley Bank stock for a taxpayer bailout., Panel 3: Man: Have I seen your before?, Cujo: Uh, I come here all the time. Instacart's killing the little guy., Panel 4: Cujo: Be cool, Bobby boy. It's just another snow bird., Man: Martha! Rev up the RV! The tech bros are moving in!

    Instacart

    45 Mar 29, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: Safe and effective!, Taylor: 30-40% excess deaths in every vaccinated country. Panel 2: Man: That data doesn't exist!, Taylor: Here's a graph. The numbers are from the CDC website., Panel 3: Man: Total bunk., Taylor: Ok, where do you get your numbers?, Panel 4: Man: Geraldo!, Taylor: Where else...

    Safe and Effective

    49 Mar 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Lady: They can't end the state of emergency! The virus is still out there!!!, Panel 2: Lady: What about "long Covid"? I'm immunocompromised!, Panel 3: Lady: I'm basically disabled., Dillon: Shouldn't have closed the asylums.

    Mental Health

    54 Mar 22, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    49 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.

    Capitol

    50 Mar 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Shouldn't you have pants on?, Man: Not me, man., Panel 2: Man: I naturally benefit from the systemic oppression of whiteness. The law is on my side., Panel 3: Man: White privilege, baby!!, Cop: Oh, the privilege is all mine.

    White Privilege

    41 Mar 08, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I can't wait to see the next Marvel movie!, Taylor: Iron Man is dead., Panel 2: Caleb: Who's in the movie?, Taylor: Iron Girl I guess., Panel 3: Caleb: If superheroes are played out I'll watch Lord of the Rings., Taylor: Well, Tom Bombadill is going to Broadway..., Panel 4: Caleb: At least I'll always have James Bond., Taylor: He's a crier now.

    Go Woke Go Broke

    41 Mar 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Boss: So you wanna come work at Mindy's. Let's look at your references., Man: I was in charge of the grease trap for two years. Panel 2: Boss: I'm sorry, we can't hire you., Panel 3: Boss: You have a non-compete with your last job, Burger Butt., Man: Dangit!, Panel 4: Man: Hard to find good Grease Trap people., Boss: I know! Hooray for the H1-B visa program!

    Bidenomics

    46 Mar 01, 2023

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