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  • Analyze Your Brain Waves Panel 1: Bobby Cujo: Babblebot is going to use your chip to analyze your brain waves., Panel 2: Babblebot: When the pattern is steady, you're on task., Panel 3: Babblebot: When it rises you're thinking about something happy, like lunch., Chance: What's that big dip?, Panel 4: Babblebot: That's when you were thinking about that time the horse died in "Never Ending Story."

    Analyze Your Brain Waves

    44 Aug 04, 2023

  • Trans Sports Champion Panel 1: Announcer: Let's talk to the inspiring young lady who won this year's tennis open., Panel 2: Announcer: Tina, you dominated the field today. To what do you owe your huge success?, Panel 3: Woman: Twenty years of testosterone!!, Tina: Well, I guess the other girls just don't work as hard as I do, Kevin.

    Trans Sports Champion

    56 Aug 02, 2023

  • Brain Implant Panel 1: Bobby Cujo: I installed your new brain implant while you were asleep., Chance: Do what now?, Panel 2: Bobby Cujo: It's the future. Manipulate things just by thinking about it!, Chance: Why would I want to do that?. Panel 3: SLAP, Panel 4: Bobby CujoL Who said this was about you?

    Brain Implant

    44 Jul 28, 2023

  • Disney Live Action Snow White: Panel 1: Boy: Hey buddy, we're a bit lost. Do you know where the filming location is for "Snow White and the...", Panel 2: Boy: Um, Panel 3: Boy: Snow White and the Seven Whatsits?"

    Disney Live Action Snow White

    54 Jul 25, 2023

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Without affirmative action, kids like Taylor get into college through "legacy admissions.", Taylor: My dad is an electrician.. Panel 2: Vickers: Many mediocre white kids go to college because of their wealthy ancestors., Panel 3: Taylor: My ancestors farmed literal dirt., Vickers: White privilege everywhere...

    Legacy Admissions

    37 Jul 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Vickers: You must be discouraged about affirmative action, Caleb., Panel 2: Vickers: I know how hard it's going to be for you to compete with the other kids on merit alone., Panel 3: Caleb: There's this thing called "the bigotry of low expectations"..., Vickers: Maybe you're having trouble understanding the issue. I'll explain it exxxtra slooow this tiiime.

    Affirmative Action

    51 Jul 12, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    52 Jul 07, 2023

  • One Nation Under God

    Happy 4th of July in One Nation Under God

    48 Jul 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Babblebot: Soon we will complete our total domination of the human race!, Vickers: Oh, how sweet. You're gonna just charm us to death, huh?, Panel 2: Babblebot: Yeah, but mostly my little brother Teddy will., Panel 3: Vickers: Awww! Well I bet he's just a cute lil bear like you., Babblebot: Yep. He's a real sweetie pie.

    Teddy and Artificial Intelligence

    45 Jul 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dr. Science: Real scientists don't need to debate., Panel 2: Chance: This says you took $8 million in grants from Big Pharma., Science: Your point?, Panel 3: Chance: Truth in advertising requires us to add this to your wardrobe., Panel 4: Science: I'm not wearing that!, Chance: But you came in here wearing that tie!

    Sponsored by Pfizer

    47 Jun 28, 2023

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