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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: Chance: My cousin at the Nature Reserve!!, Bubba: Nice to s'ya, Chance., Panel 2: Chance: Protected swamp land. Kind of like a zoo., Bubba: Yep... Full of tourists., Panel 3: Chance: Doesn't it bother you... being gawked at like some weird, exotic creature?, Bubba: 'pends how you look at it.

    Florida Tourism

    18 Jan 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    15 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: TV: Candy canes and hot cocoa, perfect for the holidays, Panel 2: Sales staff: Thank you for shopping, happy holidays, Panel 3: Sales: Come to our holiday sale!, Chance: There's only one holiday this week will someone please tell the truth for once!, Panel 4: Taylor: Merry Christmas, Chance, Chance: Whew

    Happy Holidays

    21 Dec 22, 2022

  • Panel 1: OMG, Balenciaga does not actually worship Satan!, Panel 2: Woman: Remember the Satanic Panic? They're only doing this for the attention.. Panel 3: Woman: They got so much free publicity, it's all a massive troll. Panel 4: Woman: And you fell for it!, Taylor: But who is actually getting trolled here

    Balenciaga

    19 Dec 09, 2022

  • Panel 1: Dear @elonmusk, Gho must report users have not been using ghosts proper pronouns., Panel 2: Gender feels like a ghost. Please ban all users who don't address Gho with respect., Panel 3: Dear @ghostself658--LOL, Panel 4: Now pay me $8.

    Twitter 2.0

    21 Dec 06, 2022

  • Panel 1: Reporter: Cemetery visitors say you've been following them around, care to comment?, Ghostself: Please respect my pronouns., Panel 2: Reporter: I'm sorry, what are they?, Ghostself: Gho/Ghost. Don't say "they.", Panel 4: Reporter: I.. don't know what to say., Ghostself: Gho must speak ghosts truth.

    Respect My Pronouns

    22 Dec 02, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Florida Man is at it again..., Taylor: That's a myth., Panel 2: Taylor: Florida's Sunshine Law just tells the media more crimes than other states., Chance: But that means..., Panel 3: Chance: Everywhere else is just as crazy as we are!, Tyler: Comforting in a way

    Florida Man

    15 Nov 29, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Now Taylor and Caleb will give their Indigenous Peoples Project Report!, Panel 2: Taylor: On the first Thanksgiving, the Native Americans helped the Pilgrims learn to farm in the new world., Panel 3: Taylor: It all started when Samoset showed up and spoke the universal language of friendship..., Panel 4: Caleb: Do you have any beer?, Taylor: And America was saved!

    Indigenous Peoples Day

    16 Nov 24, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can you point me to the nearest bathroom?, Help: Certainly, let's see..., Panel 2: Help: Nearest one is in te small kid's area between "stripper pole storytime" and "guess my weight lap dance.", Panel 3: Gross... Don't you have any age appropriate games like pin the tail on the donkey?, Help: Oh we got that too..., Panel 4: Help: But you're pinning something else, though.

    Queer Pride Games

    18 Nov 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can't wait to make a difference...., Poll worker: Counting machines aren't working..., Panel 2: Chance: But what about my ballot?, Poll worker: Put it in that. It's an older model machine., Panel 2: Chance: Is that a woodchipper, Poll worker: Nope. Panel 4: Chance: I'm leaving. , Poll worker: Election denier!

    Election Denier

    21 Nov 16, 2022

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