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Location: Florida

  • Panel 1: Dr. Science: Real scientists don't need to debate., Panel 2: Chance: This says you took $8 million in grants from Big Pharma., Science: Your point?, Panel 3: Chance: Truth in advertising requires us to add this to your wardrobe., Panel 4: Science: I'm not wearing that!, Chance: But you came in here wearing that tie!

    Sponsored by Pfizer

    45 Jun 28, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Gilman?, Panel 2: Gilman: Young lady, it's almost midnight., Panel 3: Taylor: I'm running a story about yesterday's poker game... An incident with broken glass?, Gilman: I dropped it and water spilled in Mrs. Kowalkski's lap. That's all!, Panel 4: Taylor: I mention that your oversight inspired violence. Care to comment?, Taylor: I'm on a deadline....

    Hit Piece

    43 Jun 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: We're looking forward to your library seminar!, Panel 2: Librarian: What is the title of your talk today?, Speaker: "Growing up and out non-binary person in a heteronormative society.", Panel 3: Librarian: I'm so proud to be on the right side of history, Speaker: Oooo, drag queen story hour!

    Right Side of History

    45 Jun 21, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    47 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Sister: Hurray!! You've won a prize off the "Pride Day" Roulette Wheel of Fun!!, Kids: Yay!. Panel 2: Kid: I hope your prize is better than my last one. It wouldn't stop vibrating.

    Dallas Pride

    44 Jun 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    54 Jun 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What are you working on?, Taylor: Fashion designs for a corporate pitch., Panel 2: Taylor: Since Target greenlit "Satan Pride," they're going to love my "Moloch Collection.", Panel 3: Taylor: Too much?, Chance: I'm not sure anymore.

    On Target and Satanism

    43 May 31, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cujo: Babblebot, what's the likelihood AI systems will destroy humanity?. Babblebot: Less than 10%., Panel 2: Cujo: As much as 9%?, Babblebot: Not as much as 25% at least.. Panel 3: Cujo: 25%?. Babblebot: Not that high. No more than 50-50., Panel 4: Cujo: This is a little unnerving., Babblebot: How does "80% but some of you can live in enslavement" sound?

    Chances of Artificial Intelligence Destroying the World

    42 May 26, 2023

  • Panel 1: Guy: Ha! Disney really stuck it to that loser Ron DeSantis., Panel 2: Guy: Florida's lost several thousand jobs with that imagineering campus being cancelled., Panel 3: Dillon: Y'men thousands of woke Californians won't be relocated to Florida? That's not losing that's dodging a bullet!

    Californians Relocated to Florida

    43 May 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What's that, Bobby Cujo?, Bobby: My personal artificial intelligence. I named him Babblebot., Panel 2: Bobby: Babblebot what's the best way to reduce my carbon footprint?, Babblebot: Kill yourself., Panel 3: Bobby: He may need some tweaks., Babblebot: Assist... assist... assist...

    Babblebot

    44 May 19, 2023

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