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Character: Taylor

Journalist at age 8

  • Missing in Maui Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. President, why are so many children missing in Maui?, Biden: I almost lost my cat in my Corvette once.

    Missing in Maui

    26 Aug 23, 2023

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Without affirmative action, kids like Taylor get into college through "legacy admissions.", Taylor: My dad is an electrician.. Panel 2: Vickers: Many mediocre white kids go to college because of their wealthy ancestors., Panel 3: Taylor: My ancestors farmed literal dirt., Vickers: White privilege everywhere...

    Legacy Admissions

    23 Jul 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Vickers: You must be discouraged about affirmative action, Caleb., Panel 2: Vickers: I know how hard it's going to be for you to compete with the other kids on merit alone., Panel 3: Caleb: There's this thing called "the bigotry of low expectations"..., Vickers: Maybe you're having trouble understanding the issue. I'll explain it exxxtra slooow this tiiime.

    Affirmative Action

    35 Jul 12, 2023

  • One Nation Under God

    Happy 4th of July in One Nation Under God

    29 Jul 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Gilman?, Panel 2: Gilman: Young lady, it's almost midnight., Panel 3: Taylor: I'm running a story about yesterday's poker game... An incident with broken glass?, Gilman: I dropped it and water spilled in Mrs. Kowalkski's lap. That's all!, Panel 4: Taylor: I mention that your oversight inspired violence. Care to comment?, Taylor: I'm on a deadline....

    Hit Piece

    31 Jun 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What are you working on?, Taylor: Fashion designs for a corporate pitch., Panel 2: Taylor: Since Target greenlit "Satan Pride," they're going to love my "Moloch Collection.", Panel 3: Taylor: Too much?, Chance: I'm not sure anymore.

    On Target and Satanism

    34 May 31, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Have a free copy of my updated version of "Winne the Pooh" for 2023., Man: Oh, how cute., Panel 2: Taylor: Too cute... with antiquated world views., Panel 3: Man: Piglet's a homeless junky?, Taylor: Was bound to happen. , Panel 4: Man: Roo is non-binary?, Taylor: Public education tax dollars at work.

    Revised Books

    35 May 05, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What's this?, Taylor: Now that Pooh Corner is in public domain, I'm making some needed changes., Panel 2: Taylor: These character types are dated., Panel 3: Caleb: I love Pooh Bear, chubby little cubby..., Taylor: Now he's a meth dealer., Panel 4: Caleb: But he's stuffed with all that fluff!, Taylor: Where do you think he hides the meth?

    Updates for the Modern Audience

    33 May 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What'ya working on?, Taylor: First they changed Dr. Suess. Willy Wonka and now Agatha Christie. I'm making a list of what's next.. Panel 2: Caleb: What do you mean by changed? Taylor: Rewritten to be more inclusive, less offensive because history is best forgotten., Panel 4: Curious George! That story where George got hurt and had to go to the hospital. Clear case of neglect., Taylor: Yeah, never trust a man in a yellow hat.

    Curious George

    39 Apr 21, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.

    Insurrection

    39 Apr 12, 2023

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