basedH-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation., Panel 2: Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian..., Panel 3: Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--, Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further., Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

H-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation., Panel 2: Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian..., Panel 3: Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--, Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further., Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

Transcript

H-1B Visa Abuse
Panel 1:
Caleb: I need a summer job.
Bobby Cujo: Uh-oh...
Panel 2:
Caleb: But you only hire groundhogs you can get cheap!
Bobby Cujo: Don't worry, Caleb.
Panel 3:
Bobby Cujo: You can have a universal basic income and play video games all day!
Caleb: Well, that does sound fun...
Panel 4:
Bobby Cujo: Say hi to Caleb, guys.
Groundhogs: An outside?! Is the sky still blue? We haven't seen daylight in years.
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H-1B Visa Abuse
Posted on January 17, 2025 by Based Comic Team

Rampant H-1B abuse stories have taken our leadership class by surprise. So surprised, Vivek was abruptly removed from the DOGE initiative for calling Americans lazy and stupid.

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