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  • Big Pharma Promise Panel 1: Doctor: You got to cut out the sugar. You're at high risk of diabetes., Patient: No! Give me other options!, Panel 2: Doctor: Fine, take these pills, but they may give you an infection of the butthole and kill you.

    Big Pharma Promise

    64 Dec 03, 2025

  • Early Christmas Panel 1: Text: Labor Day, Chance: Christmas lights already?, Neighbor: Why not?, Panel 2: Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year., Panel 3: Text: Christmas day, Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?, Neighbor: I'm sick of these things., Panel 4: Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.

    Early Christmas

    53 Nov 20, 2025

  • Rand Paul Panel 1: Gopher: Pay Congress but not us, Senator Rand Paul?, Rand Paul: End the shutdown and everyone gets paid., Panel 3: Gopher: So hold your pay until it ends., Rand Paul: No, that would affect me., Panel 3: Rand Paul: Look I'm late. Which way to my plane?, Gopher: Through that door., Panel 4: Gopher: That's an exit with no re-entry., Gopher: I'd work harder for free but that would affect me.

    Rand Paul

    28 Nov 13, 2025

  • ChatGPT Medical Advice Panel 1: Chance: Dear ChatGPT, I have the sniffles. Can you diagnose what I have?, Panel 2: ChatGPT: Uh oh that sounds bad..., Panel 3: ChatGPT: Looks like cancer, Panel 4: ChatGPT: Probably terminal, Panel 5: ChatGPT: You know what to do

    ChatGPT Medical Advice

    10 Nov 08, 2025

  • Smart Appliances Panel 1: Refrigerator: That's your calorie limit today!, Babette: I don't know about these smart appliances..., Panel 2: Babette: Maybe they're too smart., Panel 3: Coffee Maker: Nice rack!, Babette: Uh, thanks!, Panel 4: Coffee Maker: I was talking to the dishwasher., Dishwasher: Cool your beans, Mister Coffee.

    Smart Appliances

    104 Nov 06, 2025

  • Trump Ballroom Panel 1: Eric Swalwell: Whoever runs for President has to commit to tearing down that hideous Trump ballroom., Taylor: What should be there instead., Panel 2: Eric Swalwell: Hmm... Well, everyone says we need a place to entertain heads of state., Taylor: Like a ballroom?, Panel 3: Eric Swalwell: Yes!

    Trump Ballroom

    105 Oct 31, 2025

  • Congress Paid During Shutdown Panel 1: Taylor: SNAP benefits will run out of money?, Panel 2: Bernie Sanders: Yes, cause of the shutdown., Panel 2: Taylor: Maybe Congress shouldn't get paid during the shutdown., Bernie Sanders: It's hard to cope with a missed paycheck., Panel 3: Taylor: Maybe it's time to cut back on the private jets.

    Congress Paid During Shutdown

    97 Oct 24, 2025

  • Training Qatar Panel 1: Qatar soldier: Good day, American citizen., Chance: Aren't you a Qatari solider?, Panel 2: Qatar soldier: I parked my jet on your lawn, I hope that's OK., Chance: That was my petunia bed., Panel 3: Chance: You're not going to spy o me are you?, Qatar: I would never hide in that bush to spy on you, ally., Panel 4: Chance: Good! Because China is already using it., Yen Yun: I told you, I'm looking for berries!

    Training Qatar

    91 Oct 22, 2025

  • Replaced by AI Panel 1: Babette: Sorry I'm late..., Boss: We've already replaced you, Babette., Panel 2: Babette: But it was only ten minutes!, Boss: We found a cheaper model who never needs a break!, Panel 3: Babette: You're hideous!, Babblebot: Good thing nobody cares.

    Replaced by AI

    84 Oct 15, 2025

  • Michelle Obama Podcast Panel 1: Michelle Obama: "Welcome back to my podcast "Becoming." I'm Michelle Obama.", Panel 2: Michelle Obama: "Today, we're going to talk about how miserable you made my life, America...", Panel 3: Michelle Obama: "I have so much fame and money... It's just not fair."

    Michelle Obama Podcast

    83 Oct 10, 2025

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