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  • Cracker Barrel Panel 1: Server: Welcome to Cracker Barrel, a Blackrock company. What would you like?, Chance: A bit more sterile than I remember..., Panel 2: Chance: Green beans! Slowly simmered with bacon., Panel 3: Server: Can't., Chance: Can't?, Panel 4: Server: Nope... Canned., Panel 5: Server: Bon appetit.

    Cracker Barrel

    32 Aug 27, 2025

  • Leaving Las Vegas Panel 1: Chance: Ahhh, Las Vegas! Vacation time!, Panel 2: Parking Agent: Welcome to Vegas! This is your parking fee., Chance: Ma'am, I have no car., Panel 3: Parking Agent: Your toosh is on concrete. It's parked., Panel 4: Chance: Well, I'll just move over there then., Parking Agent: Which will now result in a second parking fee,

    Leaving Las Vegas

    29 Aug 14, 2025

  • Gerrymandering is Unfair Panel 1: Libby: Gerrymandering is so unfair!, Caleb: I actually think you have a point, but..., Panel 2: Caleb: Democrats do it too., Panel 3: Libby: I'm fine with that! It's a big advantage! And I'm more important than you!

    Gerrymandering is Unfair

    25 Aug 08, 2025

  • Free Speech in the UK Panel 1: Dillon: Heh-heh, Panel 2: Dillon: Prime Minister Keir Starmer? Phone: That meme you posted isn't very cricket!, Panel 3: Dillon: Didn't you say Britain supports free speech?, Phone: Not when it criticizes me., Panel 4: Dillon: So... I'm gonna post this next meme of you with your head up your ass., Phone: Bloody hell!

    Free Speech in the UK

    43 Jul 30, 2025

  • Stephen Colbert Canceled Panel 1: Libby: Ending the Stephen Colbert Show is the final straw. Now we're having laughter taken from us., Panel 2: Taylor: These late shows aren't funny anymore., Libby: That's not so., Taylor: Jon Stewart sang a song comprised of only the words "Fuck You"!!, Panel 3: Libby: You just can't tell what funny is when you see it., Taylor: I do recognize repressed anger when I see that.

    Stephen Colbert Canceled

    2 Jul 25, 2025

  • Digital Currency Panel 1: Dillon: What's that?, Bobby Cujo: It's that five bucks I owe you., Panel 2: Dillon: I thought digital money was illegal., Bobby Cujo: CBDC is illegal. Stablecoin is totally different., Panel 3: Dillon: It's electronic., Bobby Cujo: That's not the point., Panel 4: Bobby Cujo: You just don't get the new money system,., Dillon: I didn't get my five bucks, either.

    Digital Currency

    0 Jul 22, 2025

  • Autopen Panel 1: Babblebot: I got you a roommate!, Chance: What?! I didn't agree to that..., Panel 2: Babblebot: You were budy so I used autopen to sign the lease!, Chance: Is he nice?, Panel 3: Roommate: Destroy, Kill, main, torment..., Chance: I'd like to discuss the Netflix schedule but maybe this is a bad time.

    Autopen

    2 Jul 18, 2025

  • Epstein Client List Panel 1: Text: Dan Bongino, Dan: "Listen, that Epstein story is a big deal!", Panel 2: Text: Kash Patel, 2025, Kash: "You'll see the files in the next ten days...", Panel 3: Text: Pam Bondi, 2025, Pam: "The files are on my desk!", Panel 4: Donald Trump: Why are we still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

    Epstein Client List

    54 Jul 16, 2025

  • Florida Mosquitoes Panel 1: Senator: I demand to get into this facility!, Chance: I can't do that, Senator., Panel 2: Senator: I just know you're abusing these people., Chance; What?! In this area?. Panel 3: Chance: Sir, if we really wanted to hurt these people we'd have them drive Interstate Four.

    Florida Mosquitoes

    21 Jul 11, 2025

  • Alligator Alcatraz Panel 1: Chance: What's this?, Panel 2: Chance: Apply in the swamp..., Panel 3: Text: And Alligator Alcatraz has a new guard., Chance: Mad dog! Apologize to "Rhino" and give him his jello back.

    Alligator Alcatraz

    16 Jul 09, 2025

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