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  • Panel 1: Woman: Professor, I'd like to report a twit., Professor: They call them "tweets," Mrs. Henderson. Panel 2: Woman: Look at this Twiddle!, Professor: This is a video of a man roasting a turkey in an oven bag., Panel 3: Woman: Brine... Don't bag! Blatant deception., Professor: Madam, we're only concerned with tweets that threaten our pursuit of world domination., Panel 4: Woman: Well, I bet if I served you a soggy turkey skin you'd be concerned about that twat!

    Tweets that Threaten

    22 Sep 13, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I hear you're trying to fight misinformation on the internet, Professor., Professor: Ach yes, it is a threat to our Great Reset., Panel 2: Professor: Fortunately, I have recruited a skilled team of volunteers to track down such lies., Panel 3: Taylor: In assisted living? That might not go like you think it will. Panel 4: Professor: Do not worry. I trained them myself., Woman: I just gave your credit card information and all your passwords to a sweet nice man in Nigeria, was that right?

    Misinformation

    16 Sep 08, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hunter Biden again? I keep telling you this is assisted living, not rehab..., Hunter: But I need a place to hide!, Panel 2: Hunter: The FBI is cracking down on crime... They're out of control!, Panel 3: Taylor: Wait a minute...., Panel 4: Taylor: You're safe. Turns out you're a Democrat. Woman: Who's the new hotty?

    Hunter Cocaine

    18 Sep 02, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    21 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    22 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    20 Aug 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Why are you raiding my house? What could you want?, FBI: Here's a warrant., Panel 2: Chance: Clearly a typo! Right here!! A juice stain over my address!, Panel 3: Chance: This is so heavily redacted... I can't make anything out of this other than where he wrote "Trump is a poo-poo head.", Panel 4: Chance: And does Merrick Garland sign everything in periwinkle blue crayon?, FBI: Classified.

    FBI Warrant

    23 Aug 18, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Hey Dillon! How's it..., Panel 2: Chance: Wait, what?, Panel 3: Chance: FBI raid!!, Panel 4: Chance: My house?!, Panel 5: Chance: But I live on Mar-a-longo, not Mar-a-lago!!

    FBI Raid

    19 Aug 16, 2022

  • Panel 1: CNN: You've been traveling with the President. Is he up to the challenge?, Chance: Of course... He's the hardest working man I know!, Panel 2: Looks, Panel 3: Biden: ZZZZ, Panel 4: Chance: Can we go to commercial?, CNN: PFFT... Relax. No one is watching this anyway.

    Employee of the Month

    26 Aug 12, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: What a disaster, he's just standing there. Panel 2: Didn't they remember to write EXIT on the speech at the end?, Agent: What do we do now? , Panel 3: Chance: I've got an idea!, Stagehand: hey!!Panel 4: Chance: PSSST, Mr. President, this way!, Agent: The world may have been saved by tutti frutti ice cream.

    Treats for Biden

    21 Aug 10, 2022

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