No political development has captured my imagination quicker than the introduction of Nina Jankowicz to the public stage. Stage is the apt word as she has turned out to be a devoted Broadway fan with numerous videos surfacing featuring her musical performances. She compares herself to Mary Poppins, making all of this way too easy.

Nina has an excellent singing voice. It's a shame whatever theater aspirations she had didn't work out; better to paint her green and ask her to belt some tunes from Wicked than to put this Millennial mistake in charge of our opinions for our very own Ministry of Truth.