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Tag: FBI

  • Secret Service Resources Panel 1: Kim Cheatle: Welcome to the Secret Service, new recruits!, Panel 2: Kim Cheatle: This agency only hires the best for diversity and inclusion, Panel 3: Kim Cheatle: The bad guys don't stand a chance against DEI - right team?

    Secret Service Resources

    14 Jul 23, 2024

  • Government Can Fix Panel 1: Dillon: Government is always trying to fix things., Panel 2: Dillon: Weather, elections, viruses, misinformation..., Panel 3: Dillon: You know what they'll fix next right?, Panel 4: Fed: I'm the Federal government, we've been reading your Facebook posts and I'm here to fix you.

    Government Can Fix

    19 May 25, 2024

  • FISA for Spying Panel 1: Caleb: FBI! Are you spying on us again?, FBI: FISA says I can., Panel 2: FBI: You were shopping at a Cabela's. You could be an extremist., Caleb: I was buying fish tackle!, Panel 3: Caleb: I'm just a kid! Why can't you wire tap that guy who dated a Chinese spy?, Panel 4: FBI: I would, but Congress exempted themselves from FISA without a warrant., Caleb: Of course they did., Panel 5: FBI: A girl in pigtails at a Dippin' Dots... Looks suspicious, On it!

    FISA for Spying

    22 Apr 17, 2024

  • Nazis for Biden Panel 1: Fed: Join the Nazi revolution!, Dillon: Fed., Panel 2: CIA: I am real Ukranium Nazi!, Dillon: CIA recruit!, Panel 3: Fed: There will be more protests soon!, Dillon: Sure, when the FBI gets back from summer break.

    Nazis for Biden

    18 Sep 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    23 Jun 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    26 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    26 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    23 Aug 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Why are you raiding my house? What could you want?, FBI: Here's a warrant., Panel 2: Chance: Clearly a typo! Right here!! A juice stain over my address!, Panel 3: Chance: This is so heavily redacted... I can't make anything out of this other than where he wrote "Trump is a poo-poo head.", Panel 4: Chance: And does Merrick Garland sign everything in periwinkle blue crayon?, FBI: Classified.

    FBI Warrant

    28 Aug 18, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Hey Dillon! How's it..., Panel 2: Chance: Wait, what?, Panel 3: Chance: FBI raid!!, Panel 4: Chance: My house?!, Panel 5: Chance: But I live on Mar-a-longo, not Mar-a-lago!!

    FBI Raid

    25 Aug 16, 2022

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