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Location: Florida

  • H-1B Visa Panel 1: Caleb: I need a summer job., Groundhog: Americans are lazy so we hire groundhogs instead., Panel 2: Caleb: Then I'll learn to code., Groundhog: Americans are too stupid to code., Panel 3: Groundhog: Besides, those jobs should go to groundhogs who are just grateful to be here., Panel 4: Caleb: I guess I'll just go work in your country, then., Groundhog: Sorry, we only accept groundhogs.

    H-1B Visa

    28 Jan 14, 2025

  • Meta AI Users Panel 1: Chance: "Meta to add AI Fake Users to Instagram.", Panel 2: Chance: No one ever sees what I post there...., Babblebot: I'll follow you!, Panel 3: Babblebot: My account is very successful!, Panel 4: Chance: How do you have one million followers?, Babblebot: Those are all me too.

    Meta AI Users

    49 Jan 06, 2025

  • War is Over Panel 1: TV: China! Iran! Drones! Chaos!, Panel 2: Radio: War is over if you want it..., Panel 3: Taylor: Just so you know, Christmas is a time to remember..., Panel 4: Taylor: The battle is already won.

    War is Over

    40 Dec 24, 2024

  • Land Acknowledgement Panel 1: Professor: Before the meeting starts I'd like to acknowledge that this stolen land--, Chance: Excuse me. I'd like to say something., Panel 2: Chance: I'd like to claim this land for my tribe, the humble alligators., Panel 3: Chance: We were here first after all, so when can we move in?, Panel 4: Professor: I wasn't serious., Chance: Slight delay, Bubba., Bubba: Well speed it up, I', not paying for another day on the rental truck.

    Land Acknowledgement

    58 Nov 30, 2024

  • Make America Healthy Again Panel 1: Taylor: Why are you so worried about RFK Jr, Dr Hotez?, Science: He's dangerous!, Panel 2: Science: He wants to ban ingredients that are banned in Europe!, Panel 3: Science: I eat junk food all the time and look at me..., Panel 4: Taylor: Uh..., Science: And don't forget to take all of your shots before they're pulled for deadly side effects!

    Make America Healthy Again

    35 Nov 20, 2024

  • Delusions in 4B Panel 1: Babette: This election cost me all of my rights!, Panel 2: Babette: Maybe I should delete my period tracking app..., Panel 3: Babette: Should I buy a handmaid costume? A blue bracelet?, Panel 4: Taylor: How about get married., Babette: I know... I'll shave my head!

    Delusions in 4B

    35 Nov 15, 2024

  • Election Day Panel 1: *Chance has a ballot.*, Panel 2: Thing comes out of the ballot box., Panel 3: Thing crumples up the ballot., Panel 4: Thing throws the ballot away., Panel 5: Chance: Well, that's a new one.

    Election Day

    43 Nov 05, 2024

  • Trump at McDonalds Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor! Taylor! I went to McDonalds and Donald Trump was working the window!, Panel 2: Caleb: I ordered a cheeseburger. He gave me a McRib., Panel 3: Caleb: He's already making America great again!

    Trump at McDonalds

    43 Oct 23, 2024

  • Panel 1 Project Blue Beam: Dillon: Fake!, Panel 2: FBI Agent: But you need to hear about Project Immaculate Constellation!, Dillon: All fake., Panel 3: FBI Agent: Don't you want to hear about the mothership sending drones?, Dillon: No!, Panel 4: FBI Agent: Now how are we going to stop this election?, Dillon: You could fake an insurrection.

    Project Blue Beam

    40 Oct 19, 2024

  • Panel 1 Handful of Apartments: Reporter: Breaking! Venezeulan gangs have taken over houses in Frosty, Florida., Panel 2: Reporter: But there's no reason to panic..., Panel 3: Reporter: It's only a handful., Chance: Oh! I feel so much better now...

    Handful of Apartments

    38 Oct 17, 2024

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