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Based Comic

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Location: Florida

  • Digital Currency Panel 1: Dillon: What's that?, Bobby Cujo: It's that five bucks I owe you., Panel 2: Dillon: I thought digital money was illegal., Bobby Cujo: CBDC is illegal. Stablecoin is totally different., Panel 3: Dillon: It's electronic., Bobby Cujo: That's not the point., Panel 4: Bobby Cujo: You just don't get the new money system,., Dillon: I didn't get my five bucks, either.

    Digital Currency

    3 Jul 22, 2025

  • Autopen Panel 1: Babblebot: I got you a roommate!, Chance: What?! I didn't agree to that..., Panel 2: Babblebot: You were budy so I used autopen to sign the lease!, Chance: Is he nice?, Panel 3: Roommate: Destroy, Kill, main, torment..., Chance: I'd like to discuss the Netflix schedule but maybe this is a bad time.

    Autopen

    5 Jul 18, 2025

  • Epstein Client List Panel 1: Text: Dan Bongino, Dan: "Listen, that Epstein story is a big deal!", Panel 2: Text: Kash Patel, 2025, Kash: "You'll see the files in the next ten days...", Panel 3: Text: Pam Bondi, 2025, Pam: "The files are on my desk!", Panel 4: Donald Trump: Why are we still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

    Epstein Client List

    57 Jul 16, 2025

  • Florida Mosquitoes Panel 1: Senator: I demand to get into this facility!, Chance: I can't do that, Senator., Panel 2: Senator: I just know you're abusing these people., Chance; What?! In this area?. Panel 3: Chance: Sir, if we really wanted to hurt these people we'd have them drive Interstate Four.

    Florida Mosquitoes

    25 Jul 11, 2025

  • Alligator Alcatraz Panel 1: Chance: What's this?, Panel 2: Chance: Apply in the swamp..., Panel 3: Text: And Alligator Alcatraz has a new guard., Chance: Mad dog! Apologize to "Rhino" and give him his jello back.

    Alligator Alcatraz

    19 Jul 09, 2025

  • Jesus is Gay Panel 1: Protestor: Why aren't you angry with us little boy? We're mocking your God., Panel 2: Caleb: Jesus endured far worse taunting before he was led to Calvary. It didn't matter then..., Panel 3: Caleb: Nor will it now., Panel 4: Caleb: Jesus is above it all!

    Jesus is Gay

    36 Jul 02, 2025

  • Speak Emoji: Panel 1: Boy: "Not Allowed Emoji", Chance: What does that mean?, Panel 2: Chance: How are we going to talk to each other if I don't speak emoji?, Panel 3: Boy: "Sad Panda Emoji," Chance: AAARRRRGHHH

    Speak Emoji

    4 Jun 27, 2025

  • Woke Right and Woke Left Panel 1: Text: Woke Left, Leftist: It's the Joooooos, Panel 2: Text: Woke Right, Right: It's the Jooooos, Panel 3: Taylor: They're the same picture.

    Woke Left and Woke Right

    42 Jun 24, 2025

  • Paid Protest Panel 1: Gopher: How much are you making to do this?, Gopher: Forty dollars an hour. You?, Panel 2: Gopher: I answered a Craiglist ad for $1500 flat., Panel 3: Gopher: I'm here because I care about the issues!, Panel 4: Gopher: Sucker!, Gopher: Yeah, get a job!

    Paid Protest

    5 Jun 21, 2025

  • No Kings Panel 1: Taylor: Hey, did you just burn the American flag?, Protestor: Screw this country!, Panel 2: Protestor: I hate America! I only pledge allegiance to Mexico., Panel 3: Taylor: Then maybe you should go back there?, Protestor: What kinda monster are you??

    No Kings

    43 Jun 14, 2025

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