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Based Comic

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Location: Florida

  • Customer Service Panel 1: Chance: Bought this, but now I'm told it's the wrong size., Customer Rep: That's not returnable., Panel 2: Chance: I asked if size mattered and they told me no. The mistake is yours., Customer Rep: My employees aren't required to give you accurate information., Panel 3: Chance: How else do I know what to buy?, Panel 4: Customer Rep: Look! It's not my job to help you. My job is to sell you as much stuff as I can., Chance: Well, that's clear.

    Customer Service

    48 May 09, 2025

  • Delete this Post Panel 1: Vickers: This tweet you wrote is still up!, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Vickers: It's not what I think is true!, Dillon: So you've been telling me. Panel 3: Vickers: I've been sending you angry comments for a week! Why haven't you taken it down yet?!. Panel 4: Vickers: Your existence really stresses me out., Dillon: I do what I can.

    Delete this Post

    75 May 05, 2025

  • Existential Dread Panel 1: Chance: Sometimes I feel like everything I do is being examined., Panel 2: Chance: Something out there watching... Waiting for me to make a mistake., Panel 3: Taylor: That's just the Chinese spy next door holding a weather balloon,, Yen Yun: No, I'm a little black rain cloud.

    Existential Dread

    26 Apr 30, 2025

  • Chinese Farmland Panel 1: Chance: Who bought the land next door?, Dillon: Some Chinese company., Panel 2: Yen Yun: Hi neighbor!, Chance: Uh-oh. There's not going to be illegal spying is there?, Panel 3: Yen Yun: Since my country's laws encourage me to spy on you..., Panel 4: Yen Yun: Maybe., Chance: Well all right then!

    Chinese Farmland

    70 Apr 23, 2025

  • Moon Pie Town Panel 1: Taylor: People are mad about changing the name to "Gulf of America.", Panel 2: Taylor: They say they're going to now call Florida "Moon Pie Town" in retaliation., Panel 3: Caleb: I'm proud to live in Moon Pie Town., Panel 4: Taylor: So what does that make Governor DeSantis?, Caleb: A Moon Pie Potentate!

    Moon Pie Town

    49 Apr 17, 2025

  • Paycheck to Paycheck Panel 1: Taylor: Did you know the average American has less than $5400 in their bank account?, Panel 2: Chance: I have $5410 in mine so I guess I have a cushion.

    Paycheck to Paycheck

    56 Apr 11, 2025

  • Trump Tariffs Panel 1: Boomer: These tariffs are going to be the end of this country!, Dillon: Then why do so many countries have them?, Panel 2: Dillon: And did you consider that tariffs are how those countries are able to provide so much healthcare and eduction?

    Trump Tariffs

    43 Apr 10, 2025

  • Robot Chores Panel 1: Babblebot: I want to do your chores., Chance: That sounds great!, Panel 2: Babblebot: But I need to move into your house., Chance: I guess that makes sense..., Panel 3: Babblebot: You can teach me how to behave!, Chance: Does that mean you know how to misbehave?, Panel 4: Babblebot: My programmers will need lots of cameras in your house to help me learn., Chance: Why do I feel like this isn't about helping me?

    Robot Chores

    34 Apr 04, 2025

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    42 Mar 31, 2025

  • Paid Protestors Panel 2: Groundhog: They cutt off our USAID funding., Panel 2: Groundhog: So we're not getting paid for this?. Groundhog: I guess not., Panel 4: Groundhog: Where are you going?, Groundhog: Home to play Fortnite,, Groundhog: I heard AOC is hiring.

    Paid Protestors

    28 Mar 24, 2025

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