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Character: Dillon

Armadillo and curmudgeon

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    50 Feb 23, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    44 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    44 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Ghost: My new pronouns are ghost/ghostself. It just felt right., Panel 3: Ghost: Can you see through me?, Dillon: No!, Panel 4: Ghost: I'm so ashamed of ghostself., Dillon: But now you're going to go viral!

    Pronouns

    45 Oct 28, 2022

  • Panel 1: Leftist: Imagine! Sending migrants to sanctuary cities! They should be in jail! It's kidnapping!, Panel 2: Leftist: Where would they get such a vile, monstrous idea?, Panel 3: Dillon: Biden did it first., Panel 4: Dillon: My favorite part is when they stamp their little feet.

    Human Trafficking

    41 Sep 20, 2022

  • Text: I just lost my job, can I crash on your couch?

    Vaccinated Only

    51 Jul 19, 2022

  • Chance: I've been waiting for weeks to buy this ticket!, Clerk: You need a health pass. Would you like one?

    Health Pass

    54 Jul 08, 2022

  • Dillon: Do you have to do everything in song?, Nina: Of course! Would you like to hear about my Disney album?

    Marxist Disney Album

    50 May 20, 2022

  • Chance: When I went to get my first shot I saw a guy go into seizures, that's why I left..., Nina: One moment...

    Vaccinated Sick

    57 May 19, 2022

  • Nadia: Frosty, Florida, it's a wonderful town!

    Ministry of Truth

    46 May 14, 2022

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