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Character: Dillon

Armadillo and curmudgeon

  • Government Can Fix Panel 1: Dillon: Government is always trying to fix things., Panel 2: Dillon: Weather, elections, viruses, misinformation..., Panel 3: Dillon: You know what they'll fix next right?, Panel 4: Fed: I'm the Federal government, we've been reading your Facebook posts and I'm here to fix you.

    Government Can Fix

    31 May 25, 2024

  • True Feminist Panel 1: Babette: I'm such a feminist! If men don't have to wear shirts, we shouldn't have to either., Panel 2: Dillon: If women are walking around topless, who needs to pay to see yours?, Panel 3: Babette: Maybe they just need to be bigger?, Dillon: This issue needs a lot more research

    True Feminist

    40 Apr 12, 2024

  • Great Replacement Theory Panel 1: Tyson CEO: The Great Replacement Theory is white supremacy!, Panel 2: Dillon: Who are those guys?, Tyson CEO: Your replacements.

    Great Replacement Theory

    32 Mar 20, 2024

  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    32 Mar 01, 2024

  • Good Sex Panel 1: Journalist: Mr. President, how can you calm fears about inflation, especially in light of another round of debt forgiveness?, Panel 2: Biden: I'm glad you asked that, Bingo., Journalist: It's bill, sir., Panel 3: Biden: Fear is scary. Just ask my wife. We've been married a long time. You know, the key to a lasting marriage? Good sex. Panel 4: Journalist: I can't make out that drawing, sir... Could you give us a closer look?, Dillon: I'm gonna need a lot more beer.

    Good Sex

    27 Feb 27, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    26 Feb 06, 2024

  • Based Panel 1: Dillon: Heh-heh... Based., Leftist: See, there you go., Panel 2: Leftist: Right-wingers are always appropriating progressive terminology!, Panel 3: leftist: How dare you change the meaning of a word WE invented??, Panel 4: Dillon: Don't worry, I'll still use it to refer to your crack addiction., Leftist: Well, I should hope so.

    Based

    29 Oct 26, 2023

  • Fantasy Football Panel 1: Chance: Fantasy Football is here!, Panel 2: Chance: Have to study injuries... predictions... past performance... Wonderlic test scores..., Panel 3: Chance: Stats! Backups!! 30 seconds to decide!!!, Panel 4: Chance: So I drafted Russell Wilson and a stick of butter., Dillon: My money's on the butter.

    Fantasy Football

    32 Sep 08, 2023

  • Nazis for Biden Panel 1: Fed: Join the Nazi revolution!, Dillon: Fed., Panel 2: CIA: I am real Ukranium Nazi!, Dillon: CIA recruit!, Panel 3: Fed: There will be more protests soon!, Dillon: Sure, when the FBI gets back from summer break.

    Nazis for Biden

    30 Sep 06, 2023

  • Dank Memes: Panel 1: Chance: This is an invasion of privacy!! My thoughts are my own!!!, Panel 2: Chance: I've got to get them to shut off this brain implant, but how?, Panel 3: Chance: What can I show the brain monitors that would be so tedious they'd beg it to stop transmitting?, Panel 4: Chance: So I sent them a non-stop stream of "Jesus Guiding Trump" memes., Dillon: Same reason I quit Instagram.

    Dank Memes

    34 Aug 18, 2023

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