Look what happens when you give your staff the power of the autopen.

Autopen
Panel 1:
Babblebot: I got you a roommate!
Chance: What?! I didn't agree to that...
Panel 2:
Babblebot: You were budy so I used autopen to sign the lease!
Chance: Is he nice?
Panel 3:
Roommate: Destroy, Kill, main, torment...
Chance: I'd like to discuss the Netflix schedule but maybe this is a bad time.