Maybe it's just me, but I think alligator mating season is funny. This is the time of year when we get multiple local new stories about alligators discovered in unusual places: crossing roads, climbing fences, chilling in backyard pools and yes, ringing doorbells.
![Panel 1: Chance: Madam, you may have heard that it's gator mating season, when we bachelors go a'wandering, Panel 2: Chance: May I come in and check your pool for eligible females?, Woman: Just a minute, Panel 3: Chance: Florida folk are so understanding., Woman: Now hold still.](https://basedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/full-1.jpg)