You could complain about the weird sex scenes in that assassin game or you could play like we do! Assassin's Creed takes a turn for the ridiculous in every new offering.
Assassin Game
Panel 1:
Chance: You playing that sssassin game?
Dillon: Yep.
Panel 2:
Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes.
Dillon: You betcha.
Panel 3:
Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun.
Panel 4:
Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?
Dillon: It insisted.