Maybe H1B Visa dreams can go to Americans sometimes.

H1B Visa
Panel 1:
Gopher: The changes to H1B Visa by your country makes it cost more to hire me now.
Panel 2:
Gopher: Now I'm stuck in this gopher hole until it's all sorted out.
Panel 3:
Taylor: But... you are a gopher.
Gopher: You are so insensitive.