Because it's hot and there are mosquitoes, living in Florida is a human rights violation. Maybe the Miami Herald should move elsewhere.

Florida Mosquitoes
Panel 1:
Senator: I demand to get into this facility!
Chance: I can't do that, Senator.
Panel 2:
Senator: I just know you're abusing these people.
Chance; What?! In this area?
Panel 3:
Chance: Sir, if we really wanted to hurt these people we'd have them drive Interstate Four.