In this episode, Joe Biden pardons the entire universe. Preemptively. This is not an admission of wrongdoing even though the DOJ declared accepting a pardon an admission of wrongdoing.
Joe Biden Pardons
Panel 1:
Joe Biden: Time for some last minute pardons before I go.
Panel 2:
Joe Biden: I, Joe Biden, grant a full pardon to Anthony Fauci, Liz Cheney, James Biden and my entire crime family...
Panel 3:
Joe Biden: General Mark Milley, Adam Schiff, Ronald McDonald for the McRib, Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beatles, Also full pardons for...