We would like to start this comic with a land acknowledgement. This comic has belonged to at least three versions of ourselves before this one. Now it's ours, sorry for the confusion.
Land Acknowledgement
Panel 1
Professor: Before the meeting starts I'd like to acknowledge that this stolen land--
Chance: Excuse me. I'd like to say something.
Panel 2
Chance: I'd like to claim this land for my tribe, the humble alligators.
Panel 3
Chance: We were here first after all, so when can we move in?
Panel 4
Professor: I wasn't serious.
Chance: Slight delay, Bubba.
Bubba: Well speed it up, I'mnnot paying for another day on the rental truck.