Rand Paul wants Congress to get paid while air traffic controllers are not.
Rand Paul
Panel 1:
Gopher: Pay Congress but not us, Senator Rand Paul?
Rand Paul: End the shutdown and everyone gets paid.
Panel 2:
Gopher: So hold your pay until it ends.
Rand Paul: No, that would affect me.
Panel 3:
Rand Paul: Look I'm late. Which way to my plane?
Gopher: Through that door.
Panel 4:
Gopher: That's an exit with no re-entry.
Gopher: I'd work harder for free but that would affect me.