basedH-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation., Panel 2: Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian..., Panel 3: Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--, Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further., Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

H-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation., Panel 2: Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian..., Panel 3: Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--, Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further., Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

Transcript

H-1B Visa Abuse
Panel 1:
Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation.
Panel 2:
Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian...
Panel 3:
Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--
Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further.
Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

H-1B Visa Abuse
Posted on January 17, 2025 by Based Comic Team

Rampant H-1B abuse stories have taken our leadership class by surprise. So surprised, Vivek was abruptly removed from the DOGE initiative for calling Americans lazy and stupid.

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