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Tag: Don't Say Gay

  • Pesky Christians Panel 1: Mole: I'm an eagle!, Dillon: A mole., Panel 2: Mole: I have wings!, Dillon: But made of cardboard., Panel 3: Mole: Well I would be an eagle if it weren't for those pesky..., Panel 4: Dillon: Facts?, Mole: Christians.

    Pesky Christians

    58 Sep 05, 2025

  • Cracker Barrel Panel 1: Server: Welcome to Cracker Barrel, a Blackrock company. What would you like?, Chance: A bit more sterile than I remember..., Panel 2: Chance: Green beans! Slowly simmered with bacon., Panel 3: Server: Can't., Chance: Can't?, Panel 4: Server: Nope... Canned., Panel 5: Server: Bon appetit.

    Cracker Barrel

    47 Aug 27, 2025

  • Jesus is Gay Panel 1: Protestor: Why aren't you angry with us little boy? We're mocking your God., Panel 2: Caleb: Jesus endured far worse taunting before he was led to Calvary. It didn't matter then..., Panel 3: Caleb: Nor will it now., Panel 4: Caleb: Jesus is above it all!

    Jesus is Gay

    37 Jul 02, 2025

  • Rainbow Crosswalks: A dog crosses and is zapped by surveillance

    Rainbow Crosswalks

    44 Jun 26, 2024

  • Planet Fitness Panel 1: Woman: I'm canceling my gym membership., Worker: OK, what's the reason?, Panel 2: Woman: There is no women's locker room!, Worker: Ma'am we have a women's locker room., Panel 3: Woman: Do you?

    Planet Fitness

    45 Mar 27, 2024

  • Trans Genderfluid Terrorist Panel1: Genderfluid: Which way to the bathroom?, Chance: On your left, sir., Panel 2: Genderfluid: I'm a woman, you bigot!!, Chance: Oh! Then it's on your right, ma'am., Panel 3: Genderfluid: Don't call me that!! I'm genderfluid! I'm obviously a man today!, Chance: Sorry! Uh..., Panel 4: Chance: What gender are you now?, Genderfluid: You jerk! I don't even know anymore.

    Trans Genderfluid Terrorist

    46 Jan 05, 2024

  • Hardship Halloween Panel 1: Taylor: I created a map of houses to avoid this Halloween., Panel 2: These houses are giving out COVID tests... And those are registered sex offenders., Panel 3: Taylor: And these houses are giving out flags in support of terrorists, Panel 4: Caleb: Doesn't anybody give out candy anymore?, Taylor: PFFFT! In this economy?

    Hardship Halloween

    46 Oct 31, 2023

  • Free Palestine Panel 1: Guy: Free Palestine!, Panel 2: Taylor: They'd throw you off a roof., Panel 3: Guy: But if they were free, it would be a nicer roof.

    Free Palestine

    44 Oct 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Banning books from school libraries? Who do these parents think they are??. Panel 2: Librarian: Just look what children can't see at school anymore!, Panel 3: Chance: I didn't know there were so many places to stick a carrot., Librarian: And now the kids won't know either!

    Book Ban

    46 May 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can you point me to the nearest bathroom?, Help: Certainly, let's see..., Panel 2: Help: Nearest one is in te small kid's area between "stripper pole storytime" and "guess my weight lap dance.", Panel 3: Gross... Don't you have any age appropriate games like pin the tail on the donkey?, Help: Oh we got that too..., Panel 4: Help: But you're pinning something else, though.

    Queer Pride Games

    59 Nov 23, 2022

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