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Tag: CDC

  • Big Pharma Promise Panel 1: Doctor: You got to cut out the sugar. You're at high risk of diabetes., Patient: No! Give me other options!, Panel 2: Doctor: Fine, take these pills, but they may give you an infection of the butthole and kill you.

    Big Pharma Promise

    72 Dec 03, 2025

  • Burger King Science Panel 1: Woman: I guess the shots really did hurt a few people..., Panel 2: Woman: But we were just following the science?, Panel 3: Woman: Mistakes were made. It's time to move on,, Panel 4: Caleb: I didn't have a pass so you kicked me out of Burger King,, Woman: Forget the whole thing is what I say.

    Burger King Science

    48 May 22, 2024

  • Two Shots In One Panel One: Nurse: Two shots at the same time..., Kelce: Two things at once!, Panel 2: Kelce: Dating two at once!, Taylor Swift: Not likely., Panel 3: Athlete: I think it's a coronary..., Kelce: Two at once!!

    Two Shots in One

    52 Sep 28, 2023

  • Masks Return: Panel 1: Caleb: You can almost feel the change in the air!, Taylor: Huh?, Panel 2: Caleb: Hot summer is finally winding down and fall is approaching. And football!, Taylor: And with it, pumpkins and candy!, Panel 3: Lunatic: And don't forget..., Panel 4: Lunatic; The masking!!!, Caleb: Eww..., Taylor: Gross.

    Masks Return

    59 Aug 25, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Been getting sick a lot lately?, Man: Nine times in the last two years, and this cough just won't go away., Panel 2: Man: Fortunately I've been taking these booster shots... Or I'd be in... real trouble., Taylor: I haven't had a single booster myself.. Panel 3: Man: Well... If you wanna... take risks... with your life... that's your choice., Panel 4: Taylor: Yep. I'm good.

    Boosted

    52 Jan 20, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: We could have smashed that virus if we'd been more like China., Panel 2: Taylor: China welded people into burning buildings., Panel 3: Man: But they smashed the virus., Taylor: I guess. Panel 4: Taylor: Can't get sick if you're already dead., Man: China!! Showin' us how it's done!

    Smash the Virus

    49 Jan 13, 2023

  • Panel 1: SFX: GWAK AARGH, Panel 2: SFX: HRK, Panel 3: Chance: Are you still in line for this?, Man: Do you know how long it took me to get this appointment?

    Appointments for Vaccines

    51 Nov 03, 2022

  • Panel 1: Nurse: Where's your mask?, Chance: Masks don't work.. Panel 2: People are still getting sick. I wear a mask to show my respect for other people!, Panel 3: Nurse: Can't you see how much I respect you??

    Wear a Mask

    53 Sep 30, 2022

  • Text: I just lost my job, can I crash on your couch?

    Vaccinated Only

    52 Jul 19, 2022

  • Chance: I've been waiting for weeks to buy this ticket!, Clerk: You need a health pass. Would you like one?

    Health Pass

    54 Jul 08, 2022

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