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  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    21 Jul 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    20 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Boss: So you wanna come work at Mindy's. Let's look at your references., Man: I was in charge of the grease trap for two years. Panel 2: Boss: I'm sorry, we can't hire you., Panel 3: Boss: You have a non-compete with your last job, Burger Butt., Man: Dangit!, Panel 4: Man: Hard to find good Grease Trap people., Boss: I know! Hooray for the H1-B visa program!

    Bidenomics

    19 Mar 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    20 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Biden: And our economy is strong as hell., Panel 2: Agent: Oh, great. Now where is the President going. To get more ice cream?, Panel 3: Aide: Uhh, I don't think so. Ice cream is in the other direction. Looks like he's headed for..., Panel 4: Aide: A Girl Scout Troop.

    Ice Cream

    24 Oct 21, 2022

  • Panel 1: Leftist: Imagine! Sending migrants to sanctuary cities! They should be in jail! It's kidnapping!, Panel 2: Leftist: Where would they get such a vile, monstrous idea?, Panel 3: Dillon: Biden did it first., Panel 4: Dillon: My favorite part is when they stamp their little feet.

    Human Trafficking

    18 Sep 20, 2022

  • Panel 1: Man: Turn on the President's speech, Muriel., Panel 2: Man: Thank God we voted for the moderate., Muriel: Oh yes, not like the last one. Panel 3: Biden: The real threat to America is YOU the voter

    The Real Threat to America

    24 Sep 15, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    21 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    22 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    20 Aug 23, 2022

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