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  • Panel 1: Chance: Can you point me to the nearest bathroom?, Help: Certainly, let's see..., Panel 2: Help: Nearest one is in te small kid's area between "stripper pole storytime" and "guess my weight lap dance.", Panel 3: Gross... Don't you have any age appropriate games like pin the tail on the donkey?, Help: Oh we got that too..., Panel 4: Help: But you're pinning something else, though.

    Queer Pride Games

    57 Nov 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Can't wait to make a difference...., Poll worker: Counting machines aren't working..., Panel 2: Chance: But what about my ballot?, Poll worker: Put it in that. It's an older model machine., Panel 2: Chance: Is that a woodchipper, Poll worker: Nope. Panel 4: Chance: I'm leaving. , Poll worker: Election denier!

    Election Denier

    53 Nov 16, 2022

  • Panel 1: SFX: GWAK AARGH, Panel 2: SFX: HRK, Panel 3: Chance: Are you still in line for this?, Man: Do you know how long it took me to get this appointment?

    Appointments for Vaccines

    50 Nov 03, 2022

  • Panel 1: Kids: Trick or treat!, Panel 2: Kamala: Or trick because the preference is treat unless the intent always was less treats or no treating but treat is what we are here for because treats are better than no treats..., Panel 3: Man: Honey! Kamala Harris is at the door and she wants candy!, Panel 4: Kamala: How did you know?, Kid: Good grief!

    Happy Halloween

    42 Nov 01, 2022

  • Panel 1: Caleb: My teacher says it's impossible to have authentic interracial relationships., Panel 2: Taylor: So our friendship isn't real?, Caleb: That's what he said.. Panel 3: Taylor: Well that sucks., Caleb: Yeah., Panel 4: Taylor: Wanna skip school and order a pizza?, Caleb: "Equity of outcome" is four slices each.

    Equity

    43 Oct 19, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: To connect with people like you, I need to be less white. Caleb: But you are white. Panel 2: What if I read anti-racist literature?. Panel 3: Caleb: Still white., Panel 4: Vickers: What if I donate to Black Lives Matter and listen to rap?, Panel 5: Caleb: Soo white!, Panel 6: Vickers: What if I took this shoe polish and..., Caleb: Stop right there!

    Less White

    46 Oct 14, 2022

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What if you like black people?, Panel 2: Vickers: I'm still a racist., Panel 3: Caleb: What if I didn't like white people?, Vickers: Totally fine. Black people can only be prejudiced, not racist. Panel 4: Vickers: You don't have any power in the system, so it's perfectly understandable if you don't like white people.

    Prejudiced

    48 Oct 11, 2022

  • Panel 1: Vickers: Class, I want you to know that I'm a racist., Caleb: Say what?, Panel 2: Vickers: It's ok, Caleb. All white people are racist., Caleb: It's not okay with me., Panel 3: Vickers: I don't feel guilty about it., Caleb: Maybe you should!!, Panel 4: Vickers: The good news is, I'll always be racist no matter what I do!, Caleb: This hole has no bottom...

    All White People

    39 Oct 07, 2022

  • Panel 1: Nurse: Where's your mask?, Chance: Masks don't work.. Panel 2: People are still getting sick. I wear a mask to show my respect for other people!, Panel 3: Nurse: Can't you see how much I respect you??

    Wear a Mask

    52 Sep 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Leftist: Imagine! Sending migrants to sanctuary cities! They should be in jail! It's kidnapping!, Panel 2: Leftist: Where would they get such a vile, monstrous idea?, Panel 3: Dillon: Biden did it first., Panel 4: Dillon: My favorite part is when they stamp their little feet.

    Human Trafficking

    41 Sep 20, 2022

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