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  • Panel 1: Artist: And now to unveil my scuplture celebrating Florida's manatees., Panel 2: Dude: Uh, it's Satan.. Panel 3: Artist: Stop arguing with my artistic expression!, Dude: Dude, it has a pitchfork and horns!

    Satanic Sculpture

    19 Feb 01, 2023

  • Panel 1: Lady: I can't get into the dining room, Professor: Ack yes! Digital security requires you to scan your QR code., Panel 2: Lady: I don't have a cellphone, Professor: Unfortunately the New World Order will leave some people behind., Panel 3: Lady, But I can't eat! Professor: My dear, you should consider this excellent program in Canada. You'll never be hungry again.

    MAID

    15 Jan 27, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dunbar: Taylor, I hear your concerns about the Professor, but let me assure you..., Panel 2: Dunbar: He doesn't have that much power and influence over everyday nursing home policy. Panel 3: Professor: Here iz the daily itinerary... restricted foods... 134 new required vaccinations..., Dunbar: We're a little tired of your conspiracy theories.

    Everyday Americans

    15 Jan 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Been getting sick a lot lately?, Man: Nine times in the last two years, and this cough just won't go away., Panel 2: Man: Fortunately I've been taking these booster shots... Or I'd be in... real trouble., Taylor: I haven't had a single booster myself.. Panel 3: Man: Well... If you wanna... take risks... with your life... that's your choice., Panel 4: Taylor: Yep. I'm good.

    Boosted

    16 Jan 20, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    20 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Man: We could have smashed that virus if we'd been more like China., Panel 2: Taylor: China welded people into burning buildings., Panel 3: Man: But they smashed the virus., Taylor: I guess. Panel 4: Taylor: Can't get sick if you're already dead., Man: China!! Showin' us how it's done!

    Smash the Virus

    20 Jan 13, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, back to nature!, Bill Gates: Excuse me..., Panel 2: Bill Gates: Cows release harmful methane gases into the atmosphere, Panel 3: Gates: I bought this land to save it. Enjoy plant-based "meat" from my factory, coming soon. Panel 4: Chance: At least I can enjoy the sunshine!, Gates: About that...

    Cows Release Harmful Methane

    22 Jan 11, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: My cousin at the Nature Reserve!!, Bubba: Nice to s'ya, Chance., Panel 2: Chance: Protected swamp land. Kind of like a zoo., Bubba: Yep... Full of tourists., Panel 3: Chance: Doesn't it bother you... being gawked at like some weird, exotic creature?, Bubba: 'pends how you look at it.

    Florida Tourism

    18 Jan 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    15 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: TV: Candy canes and hot cocoa, perfect for the holidays, Panel 2: Sales staff: Thank you for shopping, happy holidays, Panel 3: Sales: Come to our holiday sale!, Chance: There's only one holiday this week will someone please tell the truth for once!, Panel 4: Taylor: Merry Christmas, Chance, Chance: Whew

    Happy Holidays

    21 Dec 22, 2022

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