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Based Comic

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Location: Florida

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    0 Yesterday

  • Paid Protestors Panel 2: Groundhog: They cutt off our USAID funding., Panel 2: Groundhog: So we're not getting paid for this?. Groundhog: I guess not., Panel 4: Groundhog: Where are you going?, Groundhog: Home to play Fortnite,, Groundhog: I heard AOC is hiring.

    Paid Protestors

    4 Mar 24, 2025

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    11 Mar 20, 2025

  • DOGE and Elon Musk Panel 1: Babette: I don't want Elon Musk to have access to my private information., Panel 2: Babette: I mean, what if he gets into my bank account?, Panel 3: Taylor: Currently you have $63.24 in your checking account., Panel 4: Babette: And that's exactly the kind of thing I don't want anyone to know.

    Elon Musk and DOGE

    18 Mar 13, 2025

  • Ukraine and Zelensky Panel 1: Chance: Zelensky?, Zelensky: Am looking for more money, do you have?, Panel 2: Chance: But we already gave you $175 billion., Zelensky: $100 billion, actually,, Panel 3: Zelensky: Is all gone now,, Chance; Fine. Check the couch cushions., Panel 4: Zelensky: Only cherry White Claw. No lime?, Chance: Get out of my fridge!!

    Zelensky and Ukraine

    17 Mar 07, 2025

  • Airplane Ableism Panel 1: Chance: A mole?, Mole: I'm your pilot!, Panel 2: Chance: Aren't moles blind?, Mole: That's an ableist question!, Panel 3: Mole: Don't make assumptions just because I'm a mole., Panel 4: Mole: Now, let's get you to your plane., Chance: Which is over there.

    Airplane Ableism

    6 Mar 04, 2025

  • Free Speech Panel 1: Babette: Gross, JD Vance made a German cry., Panel 2: Taylor: Free speech isn't hate just because you disagree., Panel 3: Babette: Free speech caused the holocaust you know., Panel 4: Taylor: I wish time machines were real so I could just send you,, Babette: Free speech killed Jesus, too.

    Free Speech

    16 Feb 28, 2025

  • Activist Judges Panel 1: Judge: I rule only people who work in Treasury Payments can access them., Panel 2: Taylor: But that includes the Treasury Secretary!, Judge: I said what I said., Panel 3: Taylor: Why can't the Treasury Secretary access his own records?, Panel 4: Judge: Because then you would find out where the payments are going., Taylor: I can see that.

    Activist Judges

    20 Feb 21, 2025

  • Canadian Tariffs Panel 1: Canadian: America is putting a tariff on Canadian products?, Panel 2: Canadian: Just because we put tariffs on yours??, Panel 3: Canadian: Fine! No more Canadian beer! No more maple candy!, Panel 4: Canadian: No more maple syrup., Panel 5: Chance: I'm a gator. I don't eat carbs.

    Canadian Tariff

    6 Feb 07, 2025

  • H-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Caleb: I need a summer job., Bobby Cujo: Uh-oh..., Panel 2: Caleb: But you only hire groundhogs you can get cheap!, Bobby Cujo: Don't worry, Caleb., Panel 3: Bobby Cujo: You can have a universal basic income and play video games all day!, Caleb: Well, that does sound fun..., Panel 4: Bobby Cujo: Say hi to Caleb, guys. Groundhogs: An outside?! Is the sky still blue? We haven't seen daylight in years.

    H-1B Visa Abuse

    10 Jan 17, 2025

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