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Based Comic

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Character: Dillon

Armadillo and curmudgeon

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    1 Yesterday

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    11 Mar 20, 2025

  • Florida Man Panel 1: Chance: Dillon, is that all you're getting?, Panel 2: Chance: There's a hurricane cominc!!, Panel 3: Dillon: Right. Better stock up.

    Florida Man

    23 Sep 28, 2024

  • Equity of Outcome Panel 1: Kamala Harris: I want equity for everyone!, Panel 2: Dillon: Be honest, Madame Vice President., Panel 3: Kamala Harris: I want an America unburdened by what has been,, Panel 4: Dillon: Be honest,, Panel 5: Kamala Harris: I want Communism., Panel 6: Dillon: Thank you.

    Equity of Outcome

    19 Sep 11, 2024

  • Breakdancing Raygun Panel 1: Dillon: Let's play cards. Chance: No time, I have to train for the Olympics., Panel 2: Dillon: Was that breakdancing or a groin pull?, Chance: I'm not sure.

    Breakdancing Raygun

    25 Aug 28, 2024

  • Stock Market Crash Panel 1: Dillon: Stock market crashed,, Chance: Uh, oh. I should check my investments!, Panel 2: Chance: Holding steady!, Dillon: Bidenomics at work!

    Stock Market Crash

    22 Aug 07, 2024

  • Smart Cities Panel 1: Councilman: In our new plans for the town of Frosty, everything you need will be 15 minutes away., Panel 2: Councilman: No cars allowed, Take public transit or we'll fine you., Panel 3: Councilman: We'll also fine you if you leave your district too many times., Panel 4: Dillon: You said 15 minute cities were just a conspiracy theory!!, Councilman: They are!! Which is why we need to make one!!!

    Smart Cities

    19 Jun 19, 2024

  • Government Can Fix Panel 1: Dillon: Government is always trying to fix things., Panel 2: Dillon: Weather, elections, viruses, misinformation..., Panel 3: Dillon: You know what they'll fix next right?, Panel 4: Fed: I'm the Federal government, we've been reading your Facebook posts and I'm here to fix you.

    Government Can Fix

    27 May 25, 2024

  • True Feminist Panel 1: Babette: I'm such a feminist! If men don't have to wear shirts, we shouldn't have to either., Panel 2: Dillon: If women are walking around topless, who needs to pay to see yours?, Panel 3: Babette: Maybe they just need to be bigger?, Dillon: This issue needs a lot more research

    True Feminist

    36 Apr 12, 2024

  • Great Replacement Theory Panel 1: Tyson CEO: The Great Replacement Theory is white supremacy!, Panel 2: Dillon: Who are those guys?, Tyson CEO: Your replacements.

    Great Replacement Theory

    28 Mar 20, 2024

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