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Character: Dillon

Armadillo and curmudgeon

  • Arrested for Social Media Panel 1: Christmas Market closed for your safety, Panel 2: Text: Hannukah event cancelled for safety reasons, Panel 3: Dillon: You know what would really make the world safer?, Cop: Arresting you for complaining on social media?

    Arrested for Social Media

    115 Dec 22, 2025

  • Michelle Obama Podcast Panel 1: Michelle Obama: "Welcome back to my podcast "Becoming." I'm Michelle Obama.", Panel 2: Michelle Obama: "Today, we're going to talk about how miserable you made my life, America...", Panel 3: Michelle Obama: "I have so much fame and money... It's just not fair."

    Michelle Obama Podcast

    84 Oct 10, 2025

  • Pesky Christians Panel 1: Mole: I'm an eagle!, Dillon: A mole., Panel 2: Mole: I have wings!, Dillon: But made of cardboard., Panel 3: Mole: Well I would be an eagle if it weren't for those pesky..., Panel 4: Dillon: Facts?, Mole: Christians.

    Pesky Christians

    58 Sep 05, 2025

  • Free Speech in the UK Panel 1: Dillon: Heh-heh, Panel 2: Dillon: Prime Minister Keir Starmer? Phone: That meme you posted isn't very cricket!, Panel 3: Dillon: Didn't you say Britain supports free speech?, Phone: Not when it criticizes me., Panel 4: Dillon: So... I'm gonna post this next meme of you with your head up your ass., Phone: Bloody hell!

    Free Speech in the UK

    45 Jul 30, 2025

  • Digital Currency Panel 1: Dillon: What's that?, Bobby Cujo: It's that five bucks I owe you., Panel 2: Dillon: I thought digital money was illegal., Bobby Cujo: CBDC is illegal. Stablecoin is totally different., Panel 3: Dillon: It's electronic., Bobby Cujo: That's not the point., Panel 4: Bobby Cujo: You just don't get the new money system,., Dillon: I didn't get my five bucks, either.

    Digital Currency

    4 Jul 22, 2025

  • Delete this Post Panel 1: Vickers: This tweet you wrote is still up!, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Vickers: It's not what I think is true!, Dillon: So you've been telling me. Panel 3: Vickers: I've been sending you angry comments for a week! Why haven't you taken it down yet?!. Panel 4: Vickers: Your existence really stresses me out., Dillon: I do what I can.

    Delete this Post

    75 May 05, 2025

  • Chinese Farmland Panel 1: Chance: Who bought the land next door?, Dillon: Some Chinese company., Panel 2: Yen Yun: Hi neighbor!, Chance: Uh-oh. There's not going to be illegal spying is there?, Panel 3: Yen Yun: Since my country's laws encourage me to spy on you..., Panel 4: Yen Yun: Maybe., Chance: Well all right then!

    Chinese Farmland

    72 Apr 23, 2025

  • Trump Tariffs Panel 1: Boomer: These tariffs are going to be the end of this country!, Dillon: Then why do so many countries have them?, Panel 2: Dillon: And did you consider that tariffs are how those countries are able to provide so much healthcare and eduction?

    Trump Tariffs

    43 Apr 10, 2025

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    43 Mar 31, 2025

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    29 Mar 20, 2025

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