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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Joe Biden Has Cancer Panel 1: Text: 2022, Anchor: Questions about Biden's health are Russian disinformation., Panel 2: Text: 2024, Anchor: Biden's doctor says he is fit for office., Panel 3: Text - 2025, Anchor: Joe Biden has had cancer since 2021., Chance: Now you tell us!, David Axelrod: Quiet you!! You're being insensitive!!!

    Joe Biden Has Cancer

    8 May 23, 2025

  • Customer Service Panel 1: Chance: Bought this, but now I'm told it's the wrong size., Customer Rep: That's not returnable., Panel 2: Chance: I asked if size mattered and they told me no. The mistake is yours., Customer Rep: My employees aren't required to give you accurate information., Panel 3: Chance: How else do I know what to buy?, Panel 4: Customer Rep: Look! It's not my job to help you. My job is to sell you as much stuff as I can., Chance: Well, that's clear.

    Customer Service

    30 May 09, 2025

  • Existential Dread Panel 1: Chance: Sometimes I feel like everything I do is being examined., Panel 2: Chance: Something out there watching... Waiting for me to make a mistake., Panel 3: Taylor: That's just the Chinese spy next door holding a weather balloon,, Yen Yun: No, I'm a little black rain cloud.

    Existential Dread

    16 Apr 30, 2025

  • Chinese Farmland Panel 1: Chance: Who bought the land next door?, Dillon: Some Chinese company., Panel 2: Yen Yun: Hi neighbor!, Chance: Uh-oh. There's not going to be illegal spying is there?, Panel 3: Yen Yun: Since my country's laws encourage me to spy on you..., Panel 4: Yen Yun: Maybe., Chance: Well all right then!

    Chinese Farmland

    64 Apr 23, 2025

  • Paycheck to Paycheck Panel 1: Taylor: Did you know the average American has less than $5400 in their bank account?, Panel 2: Chance: I have $5410 in mine so I guess I have a cushion.

    Paycheck to Paycheck

    50 Apr 11, 2025

  • Robot Chores Panel 1: Babblebot: I want to do your chores., Chance: That sounds great!, Panel 2: Babblebot: But I need to move into your house., Chance: I guess that makes sense..., Panel 3: Babblebot: You can teach me how to behave!, Chance: Does that mean you know how to misbehave?, Panel 4: Babblebot: My programmers will need lots of cameras in your house to help me learn., Chance: Why do I feel like this isn't about helping me?

    Robot Chores

    26 Apr 04, 2025

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    36 Mar 31, 2025

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    21 Mar 20, 2025

  • Ukraine and Zelensky Panel 1: Chance: Zelensky?, Zelensky: Am looking for more money, do you have?, Panel 2: Chance: But we already gave you $175 billion., Zelensky: $100 billion, actually,, Panel 3: Zelensky: Is all gone now,, Chance; Fine. Check the couch cushions., Panel 4: Zelensky: Only cherry White Claw. No lime?, Chance: Get out of my fridge!!

    Zelensky and Ukraine

    29 Mar 07, 2025

  • Airplane Ableism Panel 1: Chance: A mole?, Mole: I'm your pilot!, Panel 2: Chance: Aren't moles blind?, Mole: That's an ableist question!, Panel 3: Mole: Don't make assumptions just because I'm a mole., Panel 4: Mole: Now, let's get you to your plane., Chance: Which is over there.

    Airplane Ableism

    21 Mar 04, 2025

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