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Character: Chance

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  • Existential Dread Panel 1: Chance: Sometimes I feel like everything I do is being examined., Panel 2: Chance: Something out there watching... Waiting for me to make a mistake., Panel 3: Taylor: That's just the Chinese spy next door holding a weather balloon,, Yen Yun: No, I'm a little black rain cloud.

    Existential Dread

    5 Apr 30, 2025

  • Chinese Farmland Panel 1: Chance: Who bought the land next door?, Dillon: Some Chinese company., Panel 2: Yen Yun: Hi neighbor!, Chance: Uh-oh. There's not going to be illegal spying is there?, Panel 3: Yen Yun: Since my country's laws encourage me to spy on you..., Panel 4: Yen Yun: Maybe., Chance: Well all right then!

    Chinese Farmland

    50 Apr 23, 2025

  • Paycheck to Paycheck Panel 1: Taylor: Did you know the average American has less than $5400 in their bank account?, Panel 2: Chance: I have $5410 in mine so I guess I have a cushion.

    Paycheck to Paycheck

    40 Apr 11, 2025

  • Robot Chores Panel 1: Babblebot: I want to do your chores., Chance: That sounds great!, Panel 2: Babblebot: But I need to move into your house., Chance: I guess that makes sense..., Panel 3: Babblebot: You can teach me how to behave!, Chance: Does that mean you know how to misbehave?, Panel 4: Babblebot: My programmers will need lots of cameras in your house to help me learn., Chance: Why do I feel like this isn't about helping me?

    Robot Chores

    12 Apr 04, 2025

  • Assassin Game Panel 1: Chance: You playing that sssassin game?, Dillon: Yep., Panel 2: Chance: I heard there's a lot of racy sex scenes., Dillon: You betcha., Panel 3: Dillon: I say yes to anyone who asks for it. Makes the game more fun., Panel 4: Chance: Is that why you're in a compromising situation with a wheel of cheese?, Dillon: It insisted.

    Assassin Game

    21 Mar 31, 2025

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    13 Mar 20, 2025

  • Ukraine and Zelensky Panel 1: Chance: Zelensky?, Zelensky: Am looking for more money, do you have?, Panel 2: Chance: But we already gave you $175 billion., Zelensky: $100 billion, actually,, Panel 3: Zelensky: Is all gone now,, Chance; Fine. Check the couch cushions., Panel 4: Zelensky: Only cherry White Claw. No lime?, Chance: Get out of my fridge!!

    Zelensky and Ukraine

    20 Mar 07, 2025

  • Airplane Ableism Panel 1: Chance: A mole?, Mole: I'm your pilot!, Panel 2: Chance: Aren't moles blind?, Mole: That's an ableist question!, Panel 3: Mole: Don't make assumptions just because I'm a mole., Panel 4: Mole: Now, let's get you to your plane., Chance: Which is over there.

    Airplane Ableism

    9 Mar 04, 2025

  • Canadian Tariffs Panel 1: Canadian: America is putting a tariff on Canadian products?, Panel 2: Canadian: Just because we put tariffs on yours??, Panel 3: Canadian: Fine! No more Canadian beer! No more maple candy!, Panel 4: Canadian: No more maple syrup., Panel 5: Chance: I'm a gator. I don't eat carbs.

    Canadian Tariff

    9 Feb 07, 2025

  • California Fires Panel 1: Dude: Los Angeles is burning. This is so awful., Panel 2: Dude: How could there not be enough water to fight this... and we just cut funding to the fire department, too. Panel 3: Chance: You could vote differently next time., Dude: PFFFT, why would I do that?, Panel 4: Chance: I couldn't imagine.

    California Fires

    14 Jan 10, 2025

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