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Character: Chance

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  • Cracker Barrel Panel 1: Server: Welcome to Cracker Barrel, a Blackrock company. What would you like?, Chance: A bit more sterile than I remember..., Panel 2: Chance: Green beans! Slowly simmered with bacon., Panel 3: Server: Can't., Chance: Can't?, Panel 4: Server: Nope... Canned., Panel 5: Server: Bon appetit.

    Cracker Barrel

    23 Aug 27, 2025

  • Leaving Las Vegas Panel 1: Chance: Ahhh, Las Vegas! Vacation time!, Panel 2: Parking Agent: Welcome to Vegas! This is your parking fee., Chance: Ma'am, I have no car., Panel 3: Parking Agent: Your toosh is on concrete. It's parked., Panel 4: Chance: Well, I'll just move over there then., Parking Agent: Which will now result in a second parking fee,

    Leaving Las Vegas

    29 Aug 14, 2025

  • Gerrymandering is Unfair Panel 1: Libby: Gerrymandering is so unfair!, Caleb: I actually think you have a point, but..., Panel 2: Caleb: Democrats do it too., Panel 3: Libby: I'm fine with that! It's a big advantage! And I'm more important than you!

    Gerrymandering is Unfair

    25 Aug 08, 2025

  • Autopen Panel 1: Babblebot: I got you a roommate!, Chance: What?! I didn't agree to that..., Panel 2: Babblebot: You were budy so I used autopen to sign the lease!, Chance: Is he nice?, Panel 3: Roommate: Destroy, Kill, main, torment..., Chance: I'd like to discuss the Netflix schedule but maybe this is a bad time.

    Autopen

    2 Jul 18, 2025

  • Florida Mosquitoes Panel 1: Senator: I demand to get into this facility!, Chance: I can't do that, Senator., Panel 2: Senator: I just know you're abusing these people., Chance; What?! In this area?. Panel 3: Chance: Sir, if we really wanted to hurt these people we'd have them drive Interstate Four.

    Florida Mosquitoes

    20 Jul 11, 2025

  • Alligator Alcatraz Panel 1: Chance: What's this?, Panel 2: Chance: Apply in the swamp..., Panel 3: Text: And Alligator Alcatraz has a new guard., Chance: Mad dog! Apologize to "Rhino" and give him his jello back.

    Alligator Alcatraz

    16 Jul 09, 2025

  • Speak Emoji: Panel 1: Boy: "Not Allowed Emoji", Chance: What does that mean?, Panel 2: Chance: How are we going to talk to each other if I don't speak emoji?, Panel 3: Boy: "Sad Panda Emoji," Chance: AAARRRRGHHH

    Speak Emoji

    2 Jun 27, 2025

  • Joe Biden Has Cancer Panel 1: Text: 2022, Anchor: Questions about Biden's health are Russian disinformation., Panel 2: Text: 2024, Anchor: Biden's doctor says he is fit for office., Panel 3: Text - 2025, Anchor: Joe Biden has had cancer since 2021., Chance: Now you tell us!, David Axelrod: Quiet you!! You're being insensitive!!!

    Joe Biden Has Cancer

    18 May 23, 2025

  • Customer Service Panel 1: Chance: Bought this, but now I'm told it's the wrong size., Customer Rep: That's not returnable., Panel 2: Chance: I asked if size mattered and they told me no. The mistake is yours., Customer Rep: My employees aren't required to give you accurate information., Panel 3: Chance: How else do I know what to buy?, Panel 4: Customer Rep: Look! It's not my job to help you. My job is to sell you as much stuff as I can., Chance: Well, that's clear.

    Customer Service

    47 May 09, 2025

  • Existential Dread Panel 1: Chance: Sometimes I feel like everything I do is being examined., Panel 2: Chance: Something out there watching... Waiting for me to make a mistake., Panel 3: Taylor: That's just the Chinese spy next door holding a weather balloon,, Yen Yun: No, I'm a little black rain cloud.

    Existential Dread

    26 Apr 30, 2025

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