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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Resort Fees Panel 1: Caleb: Back from your Vegas vacation! How was it? Chance: It broke me., Panel 2: Chance It was so expensive. There was a tax on everything I did., Panel 3: Caleb: By the way, I got your mail for you., Chance: Thanks. Go ahead and read it to me., Panel 4: Caleb: "We hope you had fun in Las Vegas. Enclosed is your adios tax. Please come visit us again."

    Resort Fees

    55 Oct 01, 2025

  • Cashless Society Panel 1: Chance: Hello. I'd like an ice cream!, Panel 2: Clerk: Hold on. Be right with you., Panel 4: Chance: One ice cream please!, Clerk: Okay., Panel 5: Clerk: Sorry, we don't take cash.

    Cashless Society

    63 Sep 28, 2025

  • Slot Machines Panel 1: Text: Meanwhile, Chance is on a Vegas vacation., Panel 2: Chance: I won! I won!, Panel 3: Chance: Look! I won five dollars!, Boomer: I played that machine for hours yesterday., Panel 4: Boomer: We're gonna share those winnings... Right?

    Slot Machines

    55 Sep 27, 2025

  • Cracker Barrel Panel 1: Server: Welcome to Cracker Barrel, a Blackrock company. What would you like?, Chance: A bit more sterile than I remember..., Panel 2: Chance: Green beans! Slowly simmered with bacon., Panel 3: Server: Can't., Chance: Can't?, Panel 4: Server: Nope... Canned., Panel 5: Server: Bon appetit.

    Cracker Barrel

    46 Aug 27, 2025

  • Leaving Las Vegas Panel 1: Chance: Ahhh, Las Vegas! Vacation time!, Panel 2: Parking Agent: Welcome to Vegas! This is your parking fee., Chance: Ma'am, I have no car., Panel 3: Parking Agent: Your toosh is on concrete. It's parked., Panel 4: Chance: Well, I'll just move over there then., Parking Agent: Which will now result in a second parking fee,

    Leaving Las Vegas

    30 Aug 14, 2025

  • Gerrymandering is Unfair Panel 1: Libby: Gerrymandering is so unfair!, Caleb: I actually think you have a point, but..., Panel 2: Caleb: Democrats do it too., Panel 3: Libby: I'm fine with that! It's a big advantage! And I'm more important than you!

    Gerrymandering is Unfair

    25 Aug 08, 2025

  • Autopen Panel 1: Babblebot: I got you a roommate!, Chance: What?! I didn't agree to that..., Panel 2: Babblebot: You were budy so I used autopen to sign the lease!, Chance: Is he nice?, Panel 3: Roommate: Destroy, Kill, main, torment..., Chance: I'd like to discuss the Netflix schedule but maybe this is a bad time.

    Autopen

    2 Jul 18, 2025

  • Florida Mosquitoes Panel 1: Senator: I demand to get into this facility!, Chance: I can't do that, Senator., Panel 2: Senator: I just know you're abusing these people., Chance; What?! In this area?. Panel 3: Chance: Sir, if we really wanted to hurt these people we'd have them drive Interstate Four.

    Florida Mosquitoes

    22 Jul 11, 2025

  • Alligator Alcatraz Panel 1: Chance: What's this?, Panel 2: Chance: Apply in the swamp..., Panel 3: Text: And Alligator Alcatraz has a new guard., Chance: Mad dog! Apologize to "Rhino" and give him his jello back.

    Alligator Alcatraz

    18 Jul 09, 2025

  • Speak Emoji: Panel 1: Boy: "Not Allowed Emoji", Chance: What does that mean?, Panel 2: Chance: How are we going to talk to each other if I don't speak emoji?, Panel 3: Boy: "Sad Panda Emoji," Chance: AAARRRRGHHH

    Speak Emoji

    3 Jun 27, 2025

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