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Character: Caleb

Typical boy

  • Panel 1: Vickers: You must be discouraged about affirmative action, Caleb., Panel 2: Vickers: I know how hard it's going to be for you to compete with the other kids on merit alone., Panel 3: Caleb: There's this thing called "the bigotry of low expectations"..., Vickers: Maybe you're having trouble understanding the issue. I'll explain it exxxtra slooow this tiiime.

    Affirmative Action

    51 Jul 12, 2023

  • One Nation Under God

    Happy 4th of July in One Nation Under God

    48 Jul 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What's this?, Taylor: Now that Pooh Corner is in public domain, I'm making some needed changes., Panel 2: Taylor: These character types are dated., Panel 3: Caleb: I love Pooh Bear, chubby little cubby..., Taylor: Now he's a meth dealer., Panel 4: Caleb: But he's stuffed with all that fluff!, Taylor: Where do you think he hides the meth?

    Updates for the Modern Audience

    44 May 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Girl: Disney bounding! It looks like regular clothes but I'm really Sleeping Beauty!. Panel 2: Girl: I'm Eeyore!, Panel 3: Guy: I'm Donald Duck!, Caleb: And I'm going to be sick...

    Disney Bounding

    52 Apr 28, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: What'ya working on?, Taylor: First they changed Dr. Suess. Willy Wonka and now Agatha Christie. I'm making a list of what's next.. Panel 2: Caleb: What do you mean by changed? Taylor: Rewritten to be more inclusive, less offensive because history is best forgotten., Panel 4: Curious George! That story where George got hurt and had to go to the hospital. Clear case of neglect., Taylor: Yeah, never trust a man in a yellow hat.

    Curious George

    49 Apr 21, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Every Easter at my church, we sing and clap our hands to the music., Panel 2: Taylor: At my church, our priest leads mass in Latin., Panel 3: Caleb: There's still a few things our churches agree on, Taylor: Jesus rose again?, Panel 4: Caleb: That... and stuffing ourselves later at the "Country Cookin Buffet.", Taylor: Amen.

    Easter Sunday

    44 Apr 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!

    Trumped Up Charges

    51 Mar 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: I can't wait to see the next Marvel movie!, Taylor: Iron Man is dead., Panel 2: Caleb: Who's in the movie?, Taylor: Iron Girl I guess., Panel 3: Caleb: If superheroes are played out I'll watch Lord of the Rings., Taylor: Well, Tom Bombadill is going to Broadway..., Panel 4: Caleb: At least I'll always have James Bond., Taylor: He's a crier now.

    Go Woke Go Broke

    42 Mar 03, 2023

  • Panel 1: Caleb: Look who's back from his galactic soap opera., Taylor: How was the Starcruiser weekend?, Panel 2: Vickers: Great! I personally saved the universe twice., Panel 3: Vickers: I'm going back next month., Taylor: What?? You couldn't afford the first trip., Panel 4: Vickers; I know! Turns out I only need one kidney.. Caleb: Please don't go for a third.

    Galactic Soap Opera

    44 Feb 22, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Vickers! You're going to the Star Wars cosplay exerience?!, Vickers: Yep!, Panel 2: Taylor: Wait... You don't have $5K to spend on a weekend getaway, not on a teacher's salary., Vickers: True dat., Panel 3: Vickers: Which is why I've been donating plasma and sperm for years for a Disney moment like this!

    Saving Up for Star Wars

    43 Feb 07, 2023

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