Early Christmas Panel 1: Text: Labor Day, Chance: Christmas lights already?, Neighbor: Why not?, Panel 2: Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year., Panel 3: Text: Christmas day, Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?, Neighbor: I'm sick of these things., Panel 4: Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.Early Christmas Panel 1: Text: Labor Day, Chance: Christmas lights already?, Neighbor: Why not?, Panel 2: Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year., Panel 3: Text: Christmas day, Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?, Neighbor: I'm sick of these things., Panel 4: Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.

Early Christmas Panel 1: Text: Labor Day, Chance: Christmas lights already?, Neighbor: Why not?, Panel 2: Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year., Panel 3: Text: Christmas day, Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?, Neighbor: I'm sick of these things., Panel 4: Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.

Transcript

Early Christmas
Panel 1:
Text: Labor Day
Chance: Christmas lights already?
Neighbor: Why not?
Panel 2:
Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year.
Panel 3:
Text: Christmas day
Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?
Neighbor: I'm sick of these things.
Panel 4:
Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.
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