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  • Asked for Sexual Favors Panel 1: Hirono: Hello. You likely don't know me but I'm your Senator, Maizie Hirono., Panel 2: Hirono: Now before I take that yummy pizza I have a question for you..., Panel 3: Hirono: Have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors?, Panel 4: Pizza Guy: Uh..., Panel 5: Pizza Guy: Yeah.

    Asked for Sexual Favors

    48 Jan 31, 2025

  • Joe Biden Pardons Panel 1: Joe Biden: Time for some last minute pardons before I go., Panel 2: Joe Biden: I, Joe Biden, grant a full pardon to Anthony Fauci, Liz Cheney, James Biden and my entire crime family..., Panel 3: Joe Biden: General Mark Milley, Adam Schiff, Ronald McDonald for the McRib, Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beatles, Also full pardons for...

    Joe Biden Pardons

    35 Jan 23, 2025

  • Los Angeles Fire Update Panel 1: Zanadu: Hi, my name is Zanadu and I'm here to update you on the L.A. fire situation., Panel 2: Zanadu: My pronouns are they/them. I'm a lean, robust, caucasian..., Panel 3: Zanadu: ... with a purple bob and round glasses. I like to read existential poetry, and I hope to swim with the dolphins one day. Now--, Panel 4: Agent: I'm sorry, we are out of space in this strip to continue further., Panel 5: Taylor: But what about the fire update?, Agent: You got the important part now move along!

    Los Angeles Fire Update

    35 Jan 21, 2025

  • H-1B Visa Abuse Panel 1: Caleb: I need a summer job., Bobby Cujo: Uh-oh..., Panel 2: Caleb: But you only hire groundhogs you can get cheap!, Bobby Cujo: Don't worry, Caleb., Panel 3: Bobby Cujo: You can have a universal basic income and play video games all day!, Caleb: Well, that does sound fun..., Panel 4: Bobby Cujo: Say hi to Caleb, guys. Groundhogs: An outside?! Is the sky still blue? We haven't seen daylight in years.

    H-1B Visa Abuse

    21 Jan 17, 2025

  • H-1B Visa Panel 1: Caleb: I need a summer job., Groundhog: Americans are lazy so we hire groundhogs instead., Panel 2: Caleb: Then I'll learn to code., Groundhog: Americans are too stupid to code., Panel 3: Groundhog: Besides, those jobs should go to groundhogs who are just grateful to be here., Panel 4: Caleb: I guess I'll just go work in your country, then., Groundhog: Sorry, we only accept groundhogs.

    H-1B Visa

    28 Jan 14, 2025

  • California Fires Panel 1: Dude: Los Angeles is burning. This is so awful., Panel 2: Dude: How could there not be enough water to fight this... and we just cut funding to the fire department, too. Panel 3: Chance: You could vote differently next time., Dude: PFFFT, why would I do that?, Panel 4: Chance: I couldn't imagine.

    California Fires

    31 Jan 10, 2025

  • Meta AI Users Panel 1: Chance: "Meta to add AI Fake Users to Instagram.", Panel 2: Chance: No one ever sees what I post there...., Babblebot: I'll follow you!, Panel 3: Babblebot: My account is very successful!, Panel 4: Chance: How do you have one million followers?, Babblebot: Those are all me too.

    Meta AI Users

    50 Jan 06, 2025

  • War is Over Panel 1: TV: China! Iran! Drones! Chaos!, Panel 2: Radio: War is over if you want it..., Panel 3: Taylor: Just so you know, Christmas is a time to remember..., Panel 4: Taylor: The battle is already won.

    War is Over

    40 Dec 24, 2024

  • Land Acknowledgement Panel 1: Professor: Before the meeting starts I'd like to acknowledge that this stolen land--, Chance: Excuse me. I'd like to say something., Panel 2: Chance: I'd like to claim this land for my tribe, the humble alligators., Panel 3: Chance: We were here first after all, so when can we move in?, Panel 4: Professor: I wasn't serious., Chance: Slight delay, Bubba., Bubba: Well speed it up, I', not paying for another day on the rental truck.

    Land Acknowledgement

    59 Nov 30, 2024

  • Biden in the Amazon Panel 1: Biden: Goodnight, everybody., Reporter: Mr. President, why did you start World War Three?, Panel 2: Reporter: Where's he going?, Reporter: Into the Amazon, I guess., Panel 4: Reporter: Can we just leave him there?

    Biden in the Amazon

    43 Nov 23, 2024

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