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  • Scan Your Palm Panel 1: Chance: What's that for?, Nurse: Please scan your palm., Panel 2: Nurse: It's so we know who you are,, Chance: Why not? Seems painless., Panel 3: Chance: I guess it's for my protection....

    Scan Your Palm

    47 Mar 06, 2024

  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    54 Mar 01, 2024

  • NYPD Dance Team Panel 1: Chance: New York City at last!, Cop: Migrant?, Panel 2: Cop: Come with me. We're hiring., Chance; Well... Uh..., Panel 3: Chance: I'm not supposed to to be here., Dancer: Girl, that's my every day.

    NYPD Dance Team

    52 Feb 28, 2024

  • Good Sex Panel 1: Journalist: Mr. President, how can you calm fears about inflation, especially in light of another round of debt forgiveness?, Panel 2: Biden: I'm glad you asked that, Bingo., Journalist: It's bill, sir., Panel 3: Biden: Fear is scary. Just ask my wife. We've been married a long time. You know, the key to a lasting marriage? Good sex. Panel 4: Journalist: I can't make out that drawing, sir... Could you give us a closer look?, Dillon: I'm gonna need a lot more beer.

    Good Sex

    44 Feb 27, 2024

  • OnlyFans Baby Panel 1: Babette: It's not like Clinton was accused of a crime..., Panel 2: Babette: Just being friends with that Epstein guy., Taylor: What do you think "he likes them young" means?, Panel 3: Babette: Umm..., Panel 4: Babette: He eats veal?, Taylor: Critical thinking is hard, isn't it?

    OnlyFans Baby

    47 Feb 22, 2024

  • Valentine Love Panel 1: Gabby: We just had Valentines Day. What does love mean to you?, Panel 2: Gabby: For me, it's the candy I get from my friends., Panel 3: Caleb: Love is the hugs I get from my Mom and Dad. Gabby: Taylor?, Panel 4: Taylor: Sacrifice.

    Valentine Love

    58 Feb 16, 2024

  • Secure the Border Panel 1: Agent: Wait in this room for your flight., Panel 2: Chance: Don't you want to see my ID?, Agent: Not for migrants, only citizens., Panel 4: Chance: No scan?, Agent: Have a nice trip., Panel 4: Chance: This is the only way to fly., Terrorist: For some of us, yes.

    Secure the Border

    40 Feb 12, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    51 Feb 06, 2024

  • Lawfare Wars Panel 1: Kitty Poo: Now that DeSantis is out of the race, it's in the bag for Trump!, Taylor: He still has to beat Biden and he lost last time., Panel 2: Kitty Poo: We would've won last time if they hadn't cheated., Taylor: OK... And they'll cheat again, same result. Then what, Kitty Poo?,

    Lawfare Wars

    46 Jan 30, 2024

  • Brits Face Conscription Panel 1: General: The Brits will fight to the death if we go to war with Russia., Panel 2: General: Don't be stuffy because we called you selfish during lockdowns..., Panel 3: General: Or racist about the flood of migrants! Just a bit of colorful language, what?, Taylor: From the Brits., Panel 4: General: "Stick a toad in your hole.", Taylor: Colorful!

    Brits Face Conscription

    50 Jan 26, 2024

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